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Duration: 1:50 
Release Date: 2003 
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  • Parody of "Rockin' Pneumonia" by Johnny Rivers (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I wanna surf but I can barely crawl
    It's always busy when I try to call
    Mouse keeps clickin' till my hand's turning blue
    You know I'm trying to phone you but my modem won't go through

    Got a research paper due at school
    Some dirty pictures would be awfully cool
    I'm emailing Grandma she's a hundred and two
    Now I'm sad to inform you Granny's message won't go through

    Wanna surf but I can hardly row
    The US Postal Service ain't this slow
    I told AOL that I was totally screwed
    They said, "We're sorry we boned you, but there's nothing we can do."

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 3 shows:
    11-01-14, #ISGD-14-5902-15-09, #MMCZ 09-06
    06-21-12, #ISGD-12-25
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