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  • Parody of "I'm Just a Bill" from School House Rock (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I'm just a Bill
    Yes I'm only a Bill
    And I'm livin' here on Capitol Hill
    Well I've been a long long time
    In the capitol city
    Some people think I'm great
    And still others think I'm silly
    But I think I'll get a second term
    At least I hope and pray that I will
    But today I am still just a Bill

    Well, I made it this far. Well, I'm sorry that I was a Rhodes Scholar who dodged the draft in Europe. Some folks back at home decided they wanted me to be the Governor of Arkansas. So I made some big promises and they got me into office and it was payback time. I made some illegal loans, my wife some money in title futures and now I'm a Bill. And I'll be a Bill unless they vote me out of office in November.

    I'm just a Bill
    Yes I'm only a Bill
    And I've made it here to Capitol Hill
    Well now until the election
    I will be in limbo
    Gotta watch my P's and Q's
    And my wife says no more bimbos
    But I know I'll get another term
    At least I hope and pray that I will
    But today I am still just a Bill

    Yeah, and I've been a lucky one. Most people wouldn't have made it this far. I hope the Whitewater committee reports on my favorably or I may die. Yeah, die in the election. Ooh! But it looks like I'm gonna live. Unless those files are found buried under the House of Representatives and they impeach me. Well if the find 'em then I go before the Senate and blame it all on my wife Hillary.

    I'm just a Bill
    Yes I'm only a Bill
    And I'm livin' here on Capitol Hill
    Well, just last night I was dreamin'
    'Bout Elizabeth Dole
    And the next thing I knew
    I had a rise in the pole
    Hope it will hold until Election Day
    Yes I surely pray that it will
    But today I am still just a Bill

    That's called a veto. I've managed to hold the 1996 federal budget hostage with a veto. So it went back to Congress and then it'll come back to me and I'll send it back to them and it'll be back to me and then pass it to them...

    No but they can all just go strait to Hell
    If this year they don't all vote for Bill

    Oh, yeah!

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 1 show:
    11-03-18, #AOTA-181103
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