If I Were The VP by Bob Rivers

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If I Were The VP
By: Bob Rivers

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Dear Lord, you made many, many people politicians, I realize it's no big thrill to be vice president, but the pay's not bad either. Would it be too much to ask to let me win this one little election?

If I were the VP
Yankee doodle dandy
Yankee doodle doodle Lieberman
All day long just twiddling my thumbs
If I were the VP Man

I wouldn't have to work hard
I would go to funerals
Shake a couple hands
And then I'm done
If I was the second in command
I would be a very idle man

I'd have a rent -free house with guards by the dozen
Right in the nicest part of town
And a kosher chef to make my matzah balls
OY

If I was the VP
I'd be eating strudel
Yankee doodle dandy Lieberman
All day long just sitting on my bum
If I was the right hand man
OY

I wouldn't have to work hard
Sit and doodle
Scratch my noodle
And nap when I'm done

Lord you know I'm a humble man
If we loose I guess I'll understand
But would you please not vote Republican
Let me be the VP Man

Please, Lord is that too much to ask?

(Dave AuJus)

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