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Duration: 2:30 
Release Date: 2003 
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  • Parody of "I Can't Drive 55" by Sammy Hagar (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    One foot in the grave and one on the gas, hey
    Well I'm blockin' traffic they can't pass, no
    So I made a quick illegal turn
    And I left that doggone blinker on again
    You know I got my license back in '45
    Most my friends are barely alive
    I take these pills just to survive
    I can't drive I'm 65

    "Road-hog!"

    So I'm toolin' right along in my Oldsmobile, yeah
    And I can't see over the steerin' wheel, no
    I take a stop sign out and a mailbox too
    At the railroad crossing I drive right through
    They Say,"Wait!"

    I don't go faster than 25
    Card in my wallet says you shouldn't revive
    Flunked my eye test
    Gave 'em a bribe
    I can't drive I'm 65
    Oh yeah, I can't drive I'm 65
    I can't drive I'm 65
    I can't drive I'm 65
    I can't drive...

    "Oh, Magoo. You've done it again"

    (Dave AuJus)
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