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  • Parody of "Paperback Writer" by The Beatles (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    'Hello, Salomon, baby, you got the number one book out there, darling! You got to make a public appearance. It's your agent, Lenny. Call me back.'

    Dear Sir or Madam
    Have you read my book
    The Ayatollah saw it
    And now my goose is cooked
    I thought that I would win the Pulitzer Prize
    But now I have seen the look in his eyes
    And I'm a dead writer
    Oh God I'm a dead writer
    Oh no.
    I beg forgiveness
    I won't do it again
    I promise not to pick up another pen
    I'll be as quiet as a little mouse
    Just take that hit squad away from my house
    I don't want to be a dead writer
    Oh no I don't want to be a dead writer
    I'm a dead writer
    He's a dead writer
    Oh no, please

    'Salomon, baby, how are we supposed to move product if you're not in the stores to sign autographs? There's people waiting to hear from ya'

    I cannot make any public appearances, I'm very sorry

    'They're all in dressed in' They're all dressed in black robes, and they're waiting to hear from you darling.'

    'I can't. I've got writer's cramp or writer's block'I cannot ' No, I cannot be there, sorry. Please'Sorry, sorry, sorry.'

    (Dave AuJus)
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