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  • Parody of "Dark Side of The Moon" by Pink Floyd (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    The Jedi Knights are on the glass
    You get one free when pumping gas
    There's JarJar Binks, and rubber Yoda masks
    Got to get the whole set while they last
    Collectors fight for action figures in the store
    And everyday the Taiwanese make more

    And when that damn film closes
    It won't be too soon
    There'll still be lots of toys at Taco Bell
    And if those marketeers don't change their present course
    They'll drive me to the dark side of the force

    All that ya touch
    And all that ya see
    Star Wars in your face
    At every meal
    The shoes on your feet
    And potato chips you eat
    The chicken you bite
    George Lucas sold the rights
    And when all this ends
    The video will come
    And someone must drink
    Every Pepsi can under the sun
    'Till they're through
    To get rid of the Queen of Naboo

    'There is no dark side of the force. It is all marketing. Gullible you are. Sold you have been. Taco, chicken, Yoda! Kermit is his dinner. Ruining the planet it will be. Side of the road it will be. Pepsi cans, garbage!'

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Current Rating 8.5 (1 vote)
    Played on 3 shows:
    05-24-17, #ISGD-17-2006-02-03, #ISGD-03-21
    11-25-12, #MMS-158
    = Show you can listen to online
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