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  • Parody of "Closing Time" by Semisonic (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    Closing time
    Time to find a fat chick who's ready to give me a whirl
    Closing time
    Guys who look like Brad Pitt scooped up all the cute sorority girls
    Round up time
    If I'm going home with you I'm gonna' need a couple more beers
    Closing time
    I'll call you a taxi cuz you can't sleep here

    I hope somethin' human takes me home
    Just as long as someone makes me moan
    I just hope my roommate's not at home
    Hope no one's home

    Closing time
    Everyone's been taken 'cept the spandex chicks with big rear ends

    (Dave AuJus)
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