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Keywords: DIET, FOOD, OVERWEIGHT 
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  • Bob Rivers site says this is a parody of "Teenage Wasteland" by Pete Townshend (so take your pick as both seem to be correct) (Dave AuJus)
  • Parody of "Baba O'Riley" by the Who (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I eat Mrs. Fields
    I snack between meals
    You can see my crack above my Levis
    I don't need to diet
    To prove I'm light
    And I don't peel the skin off of my chicken

    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

    Deep fry
    Don't exercise
    And grow that middle age waistline

    It salivates my glands
    To smell a fresh roast ham
    So put out the butter and pass the rolls right over
    A second helping here
    A hefty mug of beer
    Let's get some dinner before the food gets colder

    Middle age waistline
    I got a spandex waistband
    Middle age waistline oh yeah
    Not a crumb gets wasted

    My belts busted!

    (Dave AuJus)
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