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  • Parody of "Take This Job And Shove It" by Johnny Paycheck (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    Take baseball and shove it
    I ain't watchin' it no more
    The owner's done went and called off the season
    The money-grubbin' whores
    They're never gonna' get another nickel from me
    Cuz I'm a walkin out the door
    Take baseball and shove it
    I watchin' it no more

    I've been buyin' them season tickets
    For purt-near 15 years
    All this time I spent my money
    On over-priced souviniers
    I bought a lot of hats and stupid little bats
    When I had a bunch of bills to pay
    I wish that I could take it all back
    I don't give a hoot if they play

    Take these bats
    And shove em'
    You ain't swingin' them no more
    The players walked out
    On the best damn season
    In forty years or more
    I really don't care if they came back today
    Cuz' I'll be watchin some other sports
    So take these bats and shove em'
    You ain't swingin' them no more
    So take baseball and shove it
    Where the sun don't shine no more

    Or as we say at my place
    Don't let the door hit you where the pig bit you!
    I bet poor Joe DiMaggio's spinnin' in his grave
    Joe Dimaggio's still alive
    Oh, he is?
    Yes
    Oh,Sorry Joe
    Can we take that again?






    (Dave AuJus)
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