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By: Robert Lund
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Duration: 2:17 
Release Date: 2007  (MarlinsGirl) 
Lyrics By: Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion (MarlinsGirl) 
Music By: Lennon/McCartney (MarlinsGirl) 
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  • Parody of The Beatles' "Help!" (Lennon/McCartney) (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Jail! - Don't be embarrassed
    Jail! - If you drive like Paris
    Jail! - 'Cause you can hang out in...

    When I was young and dumb and blond and rich and free
    I never dreamed I'd wind up in the penitentiary
    But now, there's tons of awesome stars committing crime
    To be like these celebrities
    I've got to do hard time

    Jail's where Paris Hilton now goes down
    It's a hot spot, just ask James or Bobby Brown
    Hey, Mel Gibson's cop, take me downtown!
    Won't you please, please jail me?

    So now I taunt the cops with nonstop felonies
    I tear off mattress tags and download MP3s
    In jail, I'll hang out with Mike Tyson every night
    I'll have to just remind myself
    To hold the soap real tight

    Jail's where cats meet Snoop Dogg in the pound
    Even MILFs like Daryl Hannah hang around
    Jail's where all the chicks from Lost are found
    Won't you please, please jail me?

    When I was young, I thought that prison would be hell
    But nowadays Lil' Kim and Paris Hilton share my cell
    We all get conjugals from Kim Kardashian
    It's so hardcore that O.J. swore
    He'd kill to get back in

    Jail has got the tightest bars in town
    It's where Martha Stewart sewed Boy George a gown
    Jail's got four Phil Spector walls of sound
    Won't you please, please jail me?
    Jail me! Jail me! Ooh!

    "That's hot."

    © 2007+
    Current Rating 8.1 (4 votes)
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