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By: Robert Lund
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  • Parody of "Lola" by The Kinks. (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I met him trapping bears down in Torah town
    He had two warthogs and some kangaroos and a boa
    a B-O-A boa
    He fought off the snake and stuffed bats in his pants
    I asked him his name and in an ancient voice he said Noah
    N-O-A-H Noah

    Well I'm not the world's most juvenile guy
    But why'd ya hunt alone if you're five hundred five?
    I asked Noah
    Well I'm no perv, so it startled me when
    He said the wife couldn't make it 'cause she's pregnant again
    Thanks to Noah

    Well we chased aardvarks and laughed 'til dark
    He told me he'd built a giant ark
    I thought his pod must be a few peas short
    Till he said, Dear boy, check the weather report!

    Well I'm not the world's most gullible guy
    But when I spotted some clouds, well I hung close by
    Mr. Noah


    The teamsters brought boars
    But no unicorns
    And no minotaurs
    And just one dinosaur
    So I shrugged at him and he at me

    Well I'm not dumb but I don't have a clue
    How they got the amoebas to board two-by-two
    For ol' Noah

    Pigs are unclean, so all of the fam
    Say it's messed up having a boy named Ham
    Except for Noah

    We closed the door, it began to pour
    And I wished I'd thought of flood insurance before
    Then Noah waved as people cursed at him
    He said, Get soaked! Hope you learn how to swim!

    No words can describe this horrible stink
    But at least there's an ark, and I hope it don't sink
    And so does Noah
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