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  • combination style parody of "Freddie's Dead", "Superfly" & "Shaft" (KaraokeTJ)
  • Song Lyrics:
    [Corny Donelius]:
    Okay,
    Here's A Dog Song For Ya
    No, It's Really A Dog Song!
    It's Tim Wilson & The Hu-Mangy Society
    Groove Orchestra,
    They Call It,
    "Teddy's Dead"

    He's got a full-length fur coat
    all the way to his feet
    Teddy's...
    "WROOF! WROOF! WROOF! WROOF!"
    Out on the street
    he's a dog pimp daddy
    who is way too cool
    gave up a full scholarship
    to seein'-eye dog school
    His daddy, his grandaddy & his great-grandpap
    were all famous eyes for the handicapped
    but Teddy smelled money
    gonna get him some
    tired of Ray Charles' chicken on a fixed income
    all the cats on the corner
    watchin' their behinds
    'cause Teddy even scares the police K-9s
    but all the ladies think he's fine,
    'cause
    Teddy, he ain't color blind

    Gladys has some problems with her cataracts
    she's the blind old lady in a cadillac
    everybody uptown knows that Gladys can't see
    she's the one that drove her car thru the D.M.V.
    her family tried to take away her Coup DeVille
    but Gladys has to get her prescription filled
    and she didn't see the light was red
    and ran over Teddy and killed him dead
    if Teddy spent his life helpin' the blind
    he wouldn't be bleedin' next to that stop sign
    Gladys killed Teddy in a hit-&-run
    where's a
    veterinarian when you really need one?
    he coulda led the blind
    done time in the pound
    but now Teddy's just another dead...
    "AROOOOOOOO!"
    hound...

    (KaraokeTJ)
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    Played on 2 shows:
    08-23-08, #MMCZ_009610-06-03, #ISGD-03-37
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