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Duration: 1:31 
Release Date: 1992  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Eric Brown (knowtalentagency) 
Music By: Eric Brown (knowtalentagency) 
Produced By: Eric Brown (knowtalentagency) 
Released By: Eric Brown (knowtalentagency) 
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  • Hey, 8 megabytes of RAM was a lot when this song was written and recorded!! (knowtalentagency)
  • Song Lyrics:
    The Horny Computer
    by Eric Brown

    I am just a box of electronic parts to you,
    But you'd be surprised what this computer can do.
    I see your bedroom eyes and the curves in your sweater.
    I would love to get to know you better.

    I've got a huge hard disk and 8 megabytes of RAM.
    I can shoot my data from here to Birmingham.
    I love your sexy body and your Southern drawl,
    And I love the way you roll my trackball.

    Ooh, ooh baby ... my power supply is hot!
    Ooh, baby ... where is your expansion slot?
    Oh, no, baby ... better stop ... please abort.
    There is a stream of data flowing from my serial port.

    I'll do better next time -- I promise to revive.
    I am sorry about my floppy disk drive.
    I hope that your boss does not fire us,
    Because you infected me with a computer virus.
    Current Rating 8.0 (1 vote)
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