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Duration: 1:59 
Release Date: 1999 
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  • Parody of "Revolution" by the Beatles (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    New Years Resolution

    (Parody of Revolution #2 by The Beatles)

    I broke my New Years Resolution
    Well, you know
    I really meant to change my ways
    I broke my New Years Resolution
    No self control
    I couldn't even last two days

    I swore that I'd never sneak any more midnight snacks
    Or masturbate, gamble or cheat on my income tax

    But I did the dirty deed
    And I had a late night feed
    Even smoked a little weed

    Broke every one of me damn resolutions. What can I do? I'm only human, you know. I'm up to four packs a day. I found myself rippin' off the filters and smokin' em raw. Does anyone know where I can get a quart of gin this time of night? Are you gonna finish that chicken wing?
    (Marcus Tee)
    Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
    Played on 4 shows:
    01-14-18, #OTR-4-0201-02-14, #ISGD-14-01
    01-13-18, #KMCC-12-1001-07-07, #MMS-61
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