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By: Sudden Death
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Duration: 3:25 
Release Date: 2002  (M_Robertcop) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Thom Uliasz (M_Robertcop) 
Produced By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Vocals: Tom Rockwell, Steve Fernino Background vocals: Thom Uliasz (M_Robertcop)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail! What!
    Got a hangnail like you just wouldn't believe
    I got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail! What!
    Got a hangnail! And I think it's starting to bleed!

    I got a, hangnail stickin' out my pinky finger
    And no matter how I pull it there's a tiny piece that lingers
    I twist it and I yank- yank, I turn it like a crank- crank
    I feel like I'm tryin' to crack a safe at a bank
    I never thought that anything so small could be so irritating
    Flappy thin and fascinating, cuticle-ly captivating
    Still I'm waiting just to find a method for removal
    That's effective, not subjective, and will have my mom's approval
    It gets my full attention till I finally get it off
    It's beyond my comprehension why sometimes it's hard and soft
    I don't know where they come from and I don't know where they go
    But do they get the best of me, I gotta say hell no
    Sometimes it takes my teeth sometimes it takes an act of God
    But I always get it off if it takes off half my bod
    So check out all your fingers if you got one out o' luck
    Then you gotta 'gree with me, I tell ya, hangnails suck

    I got a hangnail here! Got a hangnail there!
    They got a cocky attitude and they don't show any fear
    I got a hangnail here! Got a hangnail there!
    And when I pull it off it comes out up to here!

    I got a, hangnail now I'm feelin' kinda odd
    Now I'm startin' to get queasey as my finger starts to throb
    It's just a little flapper tell me what could be the harm
    I tried to pull it off and it ripped all up my arm
    I had a hangnail, there I was drivin' down I-
    95 and got it caught in the gear shift and now I'm just
    Strivin' to keep my car in the damn lane
    And restrain the pain and try not to go insane
    I got a hangnail, I feel so frail like Mr.
    Burns, and my finger burns, it never lears
    ... hey, what happened to the song?
    I got a hangnail so the mix came out wrong
    I tell ya, hangnails make it tough to get a date
    When the women see my fingers they just tend to run away
    Like Friday night, started out alright but then declined
    When the thing broke off and fell in my glass of wine
    So I got rejected, hangnail got infected
    Now I'm sittin' home alone pus filled and neglected
    Pissed at my finger, gonna set the thing straight
    If it doesn't shape up I'm gonna amputate

    I got a hangnail, what, got a hangnail, what
    Got a hangnail, another one is starting to grow
    I got a hangnail, what, got a hangnail, what
    Got a hangnail, another one on my big toe

    I got a hangnail now isn't that a pity
    Launching an investigation and I'm forming a committee
    Gonna get to the bottom of the problem if I can
    So Let's pay close attention to the matter at hand
    Actually the matter's at foot this time
    Got a hangnail hangin' off my toe this time
    How bad could it be it's just a little flap of skin
    You just gotta yank it out and then that'll be the end
    Pull it out, no doubt, then I start to scream and shout
    Thus begins round one of a twelve round bout
    It's stuck in so hard I gotta get a pair of pliers
    Now I'm gettin' kinda tired I think my foot is on fire
    I gotta get a jackhammer just to dig around the nail
    Now I'm gettin' kinda faint because the air is gettin' stale
    I didn't use an anastehtic but I'm thinkin' that I should've
    Now I got half a mind to just cut my whole foot off
    Nail clippers do nothing, sandpaper doesn't work
    I even tried hedgeclippers, now I'm really gettin' irked
    This has gotta be the most annoying thing I ever saw
    I may have to resort to the mighty chainsaw

    I got a hangnail, what, got a hangnail, what
    I got a hangnail, causing lots of pain as I walk
    I got a hangnail, what, got a hangnail, what
    I got a hangnail, I got it caught on my damn sock
    I got a hangnail, yeah, got a hangnail, yeah
    When I finally get 'em out they leave ugly skin trails
    I got a hangnail, yeah, got a hangnail, yeah
    I only got 10 fingers, I got 40 hangnails!
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