Hangnail  By: Sudden Death

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Duration:	3:25
Release Date:	2002  ()
Lyrics By:	Tom Rockwell ()
Music By:	Thom Uliasz ()
Produced By:	FIDIM Interactive, LLC ()
Released By:	FIDIM Interactive, LLC ()
Published By:	FIDIM Publishing ()
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I got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail like you just wouldn't believe I got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail! And I think it's starting to bleed! I got a, hangnail stickin' out my pinky finger And no matter how I pull it there's a tiny piece that lingers I twist it and I yank- yank, I turn it like a crank- crank I feel like I'm tryin' to crack a safe at a bank I never thought that anything so small could be so irritating Flappy thin and fascinating, cuticle-ly captivating Still I'm waiting just to find a method for removal That's effective, not subjective, and will have my mom's approval It gets my full attention till I finally get it off It's beyond my comprehension why sometimes it's hard and soft I don't know where they come from and I don't know where they go But do they get the best of me, I gotta say hell no Sometimes it takes my teeth sometimes it takes an act of God But I always get it off if it takes off half my bod So check out all your fingers if you got one out o' luck Then you gotta 'gree with me, I tell ya, hangnails suck I got a hangnail here! Got a hangnail there! They got a cocky attitude and they don't show any fear I got a hangnail here! Got a hangnail there! And when I pull it off it comes out up to here! I got a, hangnail now I'm feelin' kinda odd Now I'm startin' to get queasey as my finger starts to throb It's just a little flapper tell me what could be the harm I tried to pull it off and it ripped all up my arm I had a hangnail, there I was drivin' down I- 95 and got it caught in the gear shift and now I'm just Strivin' to keep my car in the damn lane And restrain the pain and try not to go insane I got a hangnail, I feel so frail like Mr. Burns, and my finger burns, it never lears ... hey, what happened to the song? I got a hangnail so the mix came out wrong I tell ya, hangnails make it tough to get a date When the women see my fingers they just tend to run away Like Friday night, started out alright but then declined When the thing broke off and fell in my glass of wine So I got rejected, hangnail got infected Now I'm sittin' home alone pus filled and neglected Pissed at my finger, gonna set the thing straight If it doesn't shape up I'm gonna amputate I got a hangnail, what, got a hangnail, what Got a hangnail, another one is starting to grow I got a hangnail, what, got a hangnail, what Got a hangnail, another one on my big toe I got a hangnail now isn't that a pity Launching an investigation and I'm forming a committee Gonna get to the bottom of the problem if I can So Let's pay close attention to the matter at hand Actually the matter's at foot this time Got a hangnail hangin' off my toe this time How bad could it be it's just a little flap of skin You just gotta yank it out and then that'll be the end Pull it out, no doubt, then I start to scream and shout Thus begins round one of a twelve round bout It's stuck in so hard I gotta get a pair of pliers Now I'm gettin' kinda tired I think my foot is on fire I gotta get a jackhammer just to dig around the nail Now I'm gettin' kinda faint because the air is gettin' stale I didn't use an anastehtic but I'm thinkin' that I should've Now I got half a mind to just cut my whole foot off Nail clippers do nothing, sandpaper doesn't work I even tried hedgeclippers, now I'm really gettin' irked This has gotta be the most annoying thing I ever saw I may have to resort to the mighty chainsaw I got a hangnail, what, got a hangnail, what I got a hangnail, causing lots of pain as I walk I got a hangnail, what, got a hangnail, what I got a hangnail, I got it caught on my damn sock I got a hangnail, yeah, got a hangnail, yeah When I finally get 'em out they leave ugly skin trails I got a hangnail, yeah, got a hangnail, yeah I only got 10 fingers, I got 40 hangnails! ()

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