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Hair On The Soap 
By: Worm Quartet
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Duration: 3:37 
Release Date: 1999  (DJ Particle) 
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There's a hair on my soap
An ugly little thing
A little pubic hair
Upon my Irish Spring
There's a hair on my soap
It's curly long and fine
There's a hair on my soap
And I don't think it's mine

My roommate must have used it
'Cause I see his soap is gone
It was just a sliver yesterday
And now it has passed on
I feel for his predicament
But still it isn't fair
Just 'cause he used up his Ivory
Why should I bathe with his hair?

There's a hair on my soap
There's a hair on my soap
Can't rinse it off, can't scrape it off
I don't know how to cope
With this hair on my soap
This hair on my soap
Just thought I'd take a shower
But I've given up all hope

The water's pouring down on me
And splashing in the drain
The shampoo's running in my eyes
I'm wincing from the pain
Can't deal with the horror
Of this most disgusting vine
This sample of his DNA
My roommate left behind

I look around the tub
My other roommate's soap is there
It's shiny, white, and barely used
Devoid of pubic hair
So I use it, and put it back
Where it's supposed to go
And I think that it's the perfect crime
But little do I know

I left a hair on the soap
A hair on the soap
Well, at least it's less disgusting
Than to find one in your Scope
There's a hair on the soap
A hair on the soap
The cycle goes forever
And I don't know how to cope



There's a hair on the soap
A hair on the soap
Even in the yuppie bathrooms
Where they hang it on a rope
They'll still find hair on the soap
A hair on the soap
And no one of us is safe,
Hell, I bet even the Pope

Has found a hair on the soap
A hair on the soap
Could be from somebody's balding head
Or from their anal slope
There's a hair on the soap
A hair on the soap
Could be from a person, from a dog,
Or from an antelope

There's a hair on the soap
A hair on the soap
If you ask me if I like it
I'll just have to tell you, "nope"
There's a hair on the soap
A hair on the soap
I'm running out of rhymes now,
And I've really got to grope

There's a hair on the soap
A hair on the soap
There's a hair on the soap
There's a hair on the soap
There's a hair on the soap
A hair on the soap
There's a hair on the soap
There's a hair on the soap

There's a hair on the soap...
(Alchav)
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