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Rank this week: 11 (↑28)
Duration: 3:24 
Release Date: 2002  (DJ Particle) 
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  • Parody of "Brown Sugar" by The Rolling Stones. (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    A parody of "Brown Sugar" by The Rolling Stones

    Most disgusting song ever recorded, take six...

    D'jew eat?
    This'll be a quick meal.
    I ate his liver with a nice Chianti
    Oh God!
    I got fifty bucks says that kid picks his nose!
    Fifty bucks says he eats it.
    See if you can guess what I am now...
    This is absolutely gross!
    That boy is a P-I-G pig!
    I'm a zit... get it?

    Third grade recess on the playing field
    Joe forgot his lunch, he's got no midday meal
    He's pickin' his nose, thinkin' he's out of sight
    See him find a big one, just about bite-sized

    He says, brown booger, how come you taste so good?
    That's disgusting!
    D'jew eat?
    Brown booger, just like a booger should now

    You gonna finish that?
    Yeah, I'm gonna finish it.
    Cause if you're not gonna finish it I would eat it,
    but if you're gonna eat...
    Say the word and I'll give you a piece.

    Little Joey's teacher well her jaw just drops
    Lady of the lunch wonders where it's gonna stop
    She gives him a sandwich and a blueberry pie
    But Joey keeps a-diggin', middle finger this time

    He says, brown booger, how come you taste so good now?
    Ah, son of a b***h!
    Nice mouth!
    Brown booger, just like a booger should, now, yeah

    We're mutants! There's something wrong with us,
    something very very wrong with us!
    That kid'll eat anything!
    Must be hungry.
    Something seriously wrong with us!
    Here's proof... his nose is cold.

    Now, didn't your mama teach you anything?
    If you're gonna eat your boogers buddy don't be seen
    I'm no schoolboy but I know what I hate
    You should have seen the size of what he ate

    The size of a Buick.
    Brown booger, how come you taste so good now?
    Awww, brown booger, just like a booger should now...

    I can't believe you're eating this!
    You know what your problem is?
    You don't chew your food, that's why you
    get so irritable with people. You could get mumps...

    I said yeah, yeah, yeah, ewwww!
    That one tasted like Cracker Jack!
    How come you... how come you taste so good?
    I said yeah, yeah, yeah, ewwwwww!
    You can taste mine if I can taste yours.
    Ooooo... okay!
    Just like a, just like a booger should
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, ewwww!
    Oh look, I'm gonna roll it in my fingers
    and then toss it at you
    This one tastes like pepperoni!
    Yeah! From the nose-meister!
    I think I touched my brain!
    If I find a gooey one, I wait for later,
    and then I get a crunchy one, and then
    I mix 'em.
    Yeah, I save 'em behind my ear.
    Ooo, that's a good idea.
    Have you ever mixed it with your earwax?
    Have I? I invented that!
    Oh! Extra points! Blood!
    Mmm... slimy.
    Mmm... salty.
    Have you ever microwaved them?
    Current Rating 9.9 (2 votes)
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    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  05-07-10 03:29 PM  -  10 years ago
    Best to make an effort to keep multiple version pages to a minimum- but...

    If released separately for reasons of censorship, a version can have a separate page (to vote for one or the other); I'm just anal enough to want a reason posted on the page. Best example of the need for a 'separate censored page':

    Dr. D cut the grisly sound effects out of this tune to release it on Basement Tapes #1- making it sound rather different from the original. I guess he thought the sound of dogs being shot and/or ground up under trucks would generate letters (though I thought it was great). It gets a separate page because he played separate versions on separate shows. The original point of this site was to collect and document all songs played on the Dr. Demento Show; it got separate pages then, so when I became editor, I just continued to do it that way.

    If another page is made, use this as an example and put what distinguishes it in parenthesis in the title. Call it 'FuMP version' or something. I like to think it'd be to give people the chance to vote for the dirty version.
    DJ Particle   Offline  -  Moderator, Artist & D.J.  -  05-07-10 01:38 PM  -  10 years ago
    The version of this posted to the FuMP on 5/7/10 is a remaster with some of the more questionable references taken out. Does it deserve its own entry?
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