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Hooked Up With a Bigfoot 
By: Robert Lund
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Duration: 3:48 
Release Date: 2005  (Dino Flintstone) 
Lyrics By: M. Spaff Sumsion (Dino Flintstone) 
Music By: M. Spaff Sumsion (Dino Flintstone) 
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Licensing: CC 
Song Lyrics:
Well -
You left Portland riding in your Cherokee
Into Mount Hood National Park
You stopped for drinks with the tall girl you met
Off the road in the dark
Oooh -
But when you wake up in the morning with your hair on fire
And you're tied face-down from a tree
You know it's no urban legend
The same thing happened to me

'Cause she turned out to be a Bigfoot creature
You should have known from how she growled
She's def'nitely a Bigfoot creature
'Cause your teeth are all knocked out
You had to stay till last call last night
That will teach you to get plowed
You thought you'd met a strong babe - not quite
You hooked up with a Bigfoot last night
O-o-oh no-o!

Well -
You were so impressed with the great Northwest
How the women seemed aggressively game
Like the hottie with the bushy brown hair
Who just grunted her name
Ohhh -
But now you just don't remember all the things she did
And you're not sure that you want to know
I'll give you one hint, buddy
Your Jeep ain't all that can't go

Yes! Yes! She had to be a Bigfoot creature
Clumps of leg hair falling out
Undoubtedly a Bigfoot creature
Her perfume was Rainbow Trout
You almost had your last rites last night
Got Sas-squashed into the ground
You should have known her grip was too tight
You hooked up with a Bigfoot last night

It's no big sin to let your groove kick in
If it saves you from camping alone
But were you totally blind?
She picked at FLEAS while she carried you home

No no no no no no you didn't bleeve in Beegfoot, deedja?
She seemed abom'nably endowed
She had to be a Bigfoot creature
'Cause your limbs are all yanked out
Your picture's in the news - nice ass bites!
Guess you've silenced all the doubt
You woke up with a rug burn - shag type
You hooked up with a Bigfoot last night


© 2005+
(Dino Flintstone)
Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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