Paddle My Bum  By: Robert Lund

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Duration:	3:03
Release Date:	1995  (sfjpk30)
Lyrics By:	Robert Lund (peterpuck9)
Music By:	Robert Lund (peterpuck9)
Produced By:	Robert Lund (peterpuck9)
Released By:	Robert Lund (peterpuck9)
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Parody of "The Little Drummer Boy" (czwrefsteven)

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PADDLE MY BUM Parody of "The Little Drummer Boy" Lyrics by Robert Lund PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND From the CD Elves Gone Wild! Paddle my bum Paddle my bum Paddle my paddle my paddle my bum... Mom just told me she'll paddle my bum I stoled some bubble gum - she paddled my bum She used a spatula to paddle my bum And now my bum is numb - she paddled my bum Paddled my bum Paddled my bum She pulled my britches down and paddled my bum Paddled my bum At school one day the teacher paddled my bum For throwing snowballs teacher paddled my bum She used a yardstick when she paddled my bum In front of everyone she paddled my bum Paddled my bum Paddled my bum And now my cheeks are red - she paddled my bum That teacher is scum Now that I'm married, when she paddles my bum My wife and I have fun when she paddles my bum Under the blanket when she paddles my bum I grin and bear it when she paddles my bum Paddles my bum Paddles my bum And when she smiles at me and paddles my bum That's when it's fun Now that I'm older and she paddles my bum She likes to use her cane and paddle my bum I really like when she paddles my bum... Lyrics from Spaff.com (peterpuck9)

Available on the following albums:
Elves Gone Wild	Lunds Loony Tunes	Bill Clintons Biggest Hits, Volume 2 (Stained Legacy)
Counterfeit Country
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