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Rank this week: 10 (↑26)
Duration: 3:25 
Release Date: 2003  (artpaul) 
Lyrics By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Music By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Produced By: Art Paul Schlosser & Randy Green (artpaul) 
Released By: Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul) 
Published By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Licensing: BMI  #13507219 (artpaul) 
Keywords: ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, BAD LUCK, BLUES, HUMOR, ODOR 
Song Lyrics:
I woke up this morning
Body Odor
I got up went to the bathroom
Body Odor
I look in the cabinet couldn’t find anything
Body Odor
No shaving cream, no shampoo, no detergent, deodorant, nothing not even soap, not even Ivory soap Body Odor Blues

I went over to the local convenient store I don’t know maybe it was walgreens or stop n go or something
Body Odor
I guess it was Sunday or Maybe it was Monday or Maybe even Tuesday they didn’t have anything
Body Odor
They said “Well the stock guy comes in on Friday”
Body Odor
They didn’t have no shampoo, no detergent, no deodorant, no cologne, no perfume, not even Ivory soap Body Odor Blues

Well you know these things they come in threes
Body Odor
And you know I had to go to work that day
Body Odor
Well as soon as I got to work my boss took me aside and said you know boy
You’ve got the Body Odor
You’ve got the you stink really bad like a dead fish out of water and we can’t afford to keep you employed here Body Odor Blues
(You know they were afraid I was scary off the customers)

Well you know sometimes these things come in fours not just in threes and I had a date that night
Body Odor
I was getting all dress up at least I thought if I look good and had some money
Body Odor
I got in the car I was driving, I didn’t even get a mile away and then I heard my cellular phone ring ring ring(well it sounded something like that anyways) and I started talking and Low and Behold guess who it was ? It was my girlfriend and I smell you a mile away and you stink worse then a skunk or a dead fish out of water or you know one of those slimy green things you’ve got the no cologne, no perfume, no deodorant, no shampoo, nothing Body Odor Blues


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