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Duration: 3:47 
Release Date: 2004  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Sandler (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Sandler (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Arthur/Covert/Sandler (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Warner Bros. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Song Lyrics:
Yo, it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin' ya'll real pussies
ya'll ain't seen s**t yet
Eh, yo man, let em know

Oh yeah, guess who's back
It's the motherfuckin ***** with the little n*****k
Don't care about cheddar or the paper chase
I'm a ******' grown man with zits on my face
A straight up chicken s**t
A pansy ass punk
If I'm guarding your ass, it's an automatic slam dunk
While thugs are at the party bustin' all ya'lls asses
I'm hidin' the corner wonderin' where the f**k's my glasses
Can't afford no rims, my
******' dick's so small, no b***h can suck it
I don't pop 9's, I got weak rhymes
Back in 9 deuce, I got pissed on 10 times
I roll solo, I ain't got no clue
I said, please don't hit me more than a cow says moo
Afraid of heights, I'm a-scared in the dark
I walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy fucks in the park
Denied by the bloods, turned down by the crips
My ****** auntie kicked my ass and she got 2 plastic hips
When I step to the club, feel free to stare me down
because I just got re-elected the mayor of pussytown


When bangers hit the street, I stay home and watch TV
slumped out on the couch so no one can see
unless I hear somebody knockin' on my door
then you'll see me crawlin' cross the motherfuckin' floor
I've been a ******' coward every day of my life,
that's why I pretend I don't know everyone's banging my wife
I won't sit on the porch, I don't want no trouble
I'm more afraid of goin' out than the ******' boy in a bubble
When the s**t goes down, I make a break so fast
look like a motherfuckin' rocket goin' past
Searchin' for the sneakiest place to hide
straight into the ladies room, ain't got no pride
Slippin', slidin', runnin', hidin'
You know damn well it's a scooter I'm ridin'
Oh no, here we go, out come the glocks
I take off so fast, I pop out my socks
You gonna f**k with me, I'll cry then run
I called the cops when I got shot with a ******' squirt gun

He clams up, he shuts down
His pants he almost shits
He'll even look the other way if you grab his grandma's ****

Well, I had a little poodle, but neighbor's stoled her
I'd shoot her with an AK, but the kick hurts my shoulder
I can't pop no gun and I can't fist fight
Hell, I'm afraid to take out the ******' garbage at night
I use the steps in the pool cause I'm terrified to dive
Don't f**k with my floaties, they's whats keepin' me alive, b***h
Never drank Remy, never dealt crack
One time I smoked weed, I had a panic attack
If you're looking for my dick in the mens locker room
just bring your binoculars with a ******' super zoom
Naw, I'm just playin', I don't ******' change in there
The one time I did, got my bush sprayed off with Nair
But did I stick up for myself, no ******' doubt
I did what I do best, I broke the f**k out
I ain't lookin' at you, I ain't tryin' to front
It's aight with me, you called my jimmy a ****

freakin' sneakin' crawlin' creepin'
when the gangs are bangin', I'm in the basement sleepin
I'm straight from the streets, seen trouble in every side
when the s**t hits the fan, I throw on a ******' disguise

Fake nose, fake wig, fake beard
it all worked pretty good
Sometimes I just use a map and a funny accent
and pretend I got lost in the hood, m**********r

Now all you coward motherfuckers out there
walkin' round with your head hangin' low
Just cause you ate one dick
just know
My man the mayor, had to suck off his whole high school
case closed


(Stavro Arrgolus)
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