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Nude (The Ibiza Beach Song) 
By: Robert Lund
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Rank this week: 36 (↑15)
Duration: 3:38 
Release Date: 2006  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: M. Spaff Sumsion ( 
Music By: M. Spaff Sumsion ( 
Produced By: Robert Lund ( 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Smooth" by Santana f/ Rob Thomas (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I'm riding shotgun
    You're driving out into the Spanish sun
    We're not Midwestern we're Mediterranean
    At least for this week

    Southwest Ibiza
    The sign says Playa Naturista
    Just don't know what I'm readin'
    Oh well, this looks sweet

    When locals said this spot's no tourist trap
    You chose this beach, but holy crap!
    Almost sprained my eyes
    From all these babes and dudes
    'Cause they're so nude!

    And it's just like the showers
    Down at the gym
    But baby I could stay for hours 'cause it's not just men
    This hottie's comin' over - jeepers - she's so nude, and
    Did she take off
    Her swimsuit
    Or just forget to wear it?

    I'll tell you one thing
    My travel photos won't be dull again
    I turn to nudge you and I find you're dressed the same
    Now I'm freaked out

    Sensory overload
    My heart is croaking like a horny toad
    Somebody stop the spinning world
    I'm worn out from
    Looking around and round

    And when you said this beach was cool 'n' stuff
    Who'd guess you'd be here in the buff?
    I've sunburned my eyes
    Though staring seems so rude
    But you're so nude!

    And you dive in the ocean
    Come back to dry
    But if you ask for help with lotion, well I might just die
    You really shoulda warned me that this beach was nude, and
    Did you take off
    Your swimsuit
    Or just forget to wear it?

    And I'm no freaking showman
    No big display
    But when in Spain, do like the Romans - ain't that what they say?
    I streak into the ocean yelling "Me so nude!" and
    Don't give me back
    My swimsuit
    'Cause I refuse to wear it
    Yeah just forget about it
    'Cause I refuse to wear it...
    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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