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[chorus]
A little nip and a little tuck, what's it gonna hurt?
A little slice and a little cut, what's it gonna hurt?
A little stretch and a little fold, what's it gonna hurt?
A little blood and a lot of dough, what's it gonna hurt?
[verse 1]
It used to be that Hollywood was where you would find people
Gettin' plastic surgery all the time, actors and
Actresses would be the only ones, but now even
My grandmother has got her boobs done, call me
Naive but I didn't really know, your face
Could be stretched like a wad of pizza dough, a little
Nip and tuck and you're looking just fine, that is if
Your doctor was Victor Frankenstein, now you got
Your face stretched a little too tight, and something
About your eyes just doesn't look right, so tight you can't
Blink, so you look a little dead and your eyebrows are
Way up on the top of your head
What the hell did you do to your lip, it looks like
Tyson gave you a good hit, now half of
Your face is completely numb, and your teeth look
Like a row of Chiclets gum, it's getting out of
Hand, everybody's getting more, very few
People look human anymore, Hollywood will
Be Gotham City one day, 'cause it's people
Look more like the Joker every day
(chorus 2x)
Got breast implants that go out to there, but your nipples
Stretched out like some old underwear, got butt
Implants that are firm and round, only problems
Is now that you can't sit down, wanted your
Waist to be a little bit leaner, so you got it
Sucked by a huge vacuum cleaner, the botox
Turned your little wrinkles to a wreck, now you look
Like an alien on Star Trek, got a tan like
You bathed in a deep fat fryer, and your lips look like
You burned 'em on a hot curling iron, you got
Cheek implants I assume, 'cause now you
Look a little like Max Headroom, you're replacing
Every body part that you can, got more plastic
Parts than the Six Million Dollar Man, but you're still
Not happy, so I know that you can't wait until
You can get a whole face transplant, Mom always
Said if you made a funny face, it might get
Stuck like that, you proved her case, now you have to
Look like that the rest of your life, lookin' like
You got mugged by a butter knife
(chorus 2x) (samuel_whyte) |
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