CGI  By: Sudden Death

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Duration:	3:46
Release Date:	2005  ()
Lyrics By:	Tom Rockwell ()
Music By:	Tom Rockwell ()
Produced By:	FIDIM Interactive, LLC ()
Released By:	FIDIM Interactive, LLC ()
Published By:	FIDIM Publishing ()
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[chorus] We don't need a plot we got CGI! We don't need a plot we got CGI! We don't need a plot we got CGI! We don't need a plot we got CGI! We got a writer a director and a nice set of boobs A hundred million dollar budget tell me how can we lose We got everything we need to make this movie a smash Except a story, characters, and that kind of trash We only even need one actor this time He doesn't even have to act 'cause we'll dub all his lines And he really only needs to be there for the screen test We'll do it on a green screen and we'll animate the rest Then we'll digitally make him look like Ben Afleck And put him up against a big Playstation graphic We gotta do it cheap so we don't have to do it well So we'll just make it fast and blurry so you really can't tell We got a plot hole the size of the Grand Canyon And the chick won't show her boobs so we'll have to use a stand-in Computer magic will now let us pretend It was on purpose and supposed to look that way in the end (chorus) Crossovers are the latest craze the fans are chasin' Alien versus Predator, and Freddy versus Jason We gotta get a part of this market while it's hot So quick run down a list of all the characters we got They did Puppet Master versus Demonic Toys Maybe we can do Buffy versus the Lost Boys Or maybe put her up against Blade unarmed Or make it a cat fight with the chicks from Charmed We'll put Lawnmower Man in a remake of Tron Hobbits could go up against the Leprechaun We can whip up an alien that's quite a looker For Star Trek 12: Kirk versus T.J. Hooker We need something hotter, so I know that we gotta Put Sabrina The Teenage Witch on a date with Harry Potter Could be scary, could be funny, could use an evil bunny Mix it like a meat grinder it'll make us lots of money (chorus) "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." "Here, what's what sign say?" "Hollywood." "Hollywood?!" "Oh no!" "I hear all they make is sequels..." "... and remakes..." "... and flops..." "... oh my!" "Sequels and remakes and flops, oh my! Sequels and remakes and flops, oh my! Sequels and remakes and flops, oh my! Sequels and remakes and flops, oh my!" We're out of ideas, I mean we got nothin' But the sequels and the prequels and the spin-offs that we stuck in For us to have a future it's absolutely vital That people like films with "part seven" in the title Comic books can be an atomic force so we should get A list of all the comics that haven't been a movie yet I got one, and it hasn't been done Archie Comics: The Movie, starring Owen Wilson Or we could redo a foreign film once more Because it can't be subtitled, no one reads anymore The live action Garfield was a total flop But I'm hearing good things about the Marmaduke plot We'll do a teen sex comedy with a star who's thirty-three But there can't be any sex we need it rated PG So cut out all the silicon, even if it makes A plot hole big enough to be seen from space (chorus) We turn out crappier and crappier movies every time Just wait till you see Police Academy 9 And if you don't like it there's nothing you can do We own the movie studios, and the theaters, too! Ha! (laughing) (samuel_whyte)

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