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Rank this week: 14 (↑33)
Duration: 1:51 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 1979  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • From the 1979 PBS special, "Christmas Eve On Sesame Street". (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I can't think of anything that's dumber
    To a grouch, Christmas is a bummer!

    Beaming faces everywhere, happiness is in the air
    I'm telling you, it isn't fair!
    I hate Christmas!

    People loaded with good will, giving presents, what a thrill
    That slushy nonsense makes me ill
    I hate Christmas!

    I'd rather have a holiday like normal grouches do
    Instead of getting presents, they take presents back from you
    Heh heh

    Here comes Santa, girls and boys
    So, who needs that big red noise!
    I'll tell him where to put his toys
    I hate Christmas!

    (spoken): And if you want the truth, I ain't so crazy about Thanksgiving or Labor Day either!

    Christmas carols to be sung, decorations to be hung
    Oh, yeah? Well, I stick out my tongue!
    I hate Christmas!

    Christmas bells play loud and strong
    Hurts my ears, all that ding dong
    Besides it goes on much too long
    I hate Christmas!

    I'd rather have a holiday with a lot less joy and flash
    With a lot less cheerful smiling, and a lot more dirty trash, yeah!

    Christmas Day is almost here
    When it's over, then I cheer
    I'm glad it's only once a year
    I hate Christmas!
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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    Played on 4 shows:
    12-10-17, #OTR-3-5012-22-14, #MMS-192
    12-12-15, #ISGD-15-5612-10-05, #FFM-20
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