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Duration: 1:47 
Release Date: 1993  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: ART PAUL SCHLOSSER (artpaul) 
Music By: ART PAUL SCHLOSSER (artpaul) 
Produced By: Randy Green (artpaul) 
Released By: Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul) 
Published By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Licensing: BMI  #1871997 (artpaul) 
Keywords: ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, BOOKS, CHRISTMAS, HUMOR, SPOKEN, WORD 
Song Lyrics:
Join the Christmas Book Club !
Our latest best sellers are:
Martyred Trees Are Dying
Saint Nicholas is the Pope
The Red on Santa’s Clothes Means He’s a Communist From The USSR
And Reindeer Can’t Fly
We still sell last years best sellers which were
An Old Man Running Around in His Red Long Johns is a Disgrace to Society
Stay Off The Sauce Rudolph
And Yes Virginia Your Dad is Lying
These are our other Christmas Books we sell for half price:
C. A. Christmas Carol Anonymous: Tips to Help You Over Come Being Addicted to Watching Christmas Carols or Other Christmas Specials like It’s A Wonderful Life Part 2
Here’s another Book:
Gosh Santa Your Clothes Are Really Out Of Style
Here’s the last one Santa is Working for The CIA
Send Check or Money order to:

Fly By Night Books
1414 Rip You Off street
Suckerville,Wisconsin

Or just send your credit card number and will send you all the books

(artpaul)
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Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
Played on 3 shows:
12-23-07, #MMS-10312-24-05, #MMS-10
12-23-06, #ROTP_122
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Messages about the song: "The Christmas Book Club"
 
 
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