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you were wrong cabinet sanchez 
By: Worm Quartet
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Duration: 2:05 
Release Date: 2004  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: Tim Crist (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Tim Crist (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: ShoEboX (peterpuck9) 
Released By: Funny Musicians For a Serious Cause (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Title was taken from a spam e-mail subject line circulated in 2004 (peterpuck9)
  • Released on "Laughter Is A Powerful Weapon, Volume 2" to raise money for Hurricane Katrina victims. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    You told you could slice through a horse with your face
    You claimed that you could see though solid pork
    You said you could communicate telepathically with waffles
    You told me you impregnated a spork

    But you were wrong, you were wrong
    I checked your story on the Internet
    It didn’t take too long
    To analyze the lies that you did spew
    To confidently prove that you were wrong
    Cabinet sanchez you were wrong

    You said Bisquick was used as currency in Abu Dhabi
    You told me you ate Sandy Duncan’s eye (eye eye eye)
    You said you could tell the capacity of a hard drive by the odor
    You told me smoking plankton makes you high

    But you were wrong, you were wrong
    Though you did convince some stoners
    To put sea life in their bong
    I found that everything you say you do
    Just drives home the point that you were wrong
    Cabinet sanchez you were wrong

    Whenever you proceed to open up your stinkin’ yap
    The flies nearby just multiply, ‘cause they can smell the crap
    And every single syllable you utter seems to be
    Just such pure fiction it must have been extracted rectally

    You told me sentient cummerbunds once tried to eat your nipples
    You said you joined an Olympic drooling team
    You told me you once shared a urinal with three Ghostbusters
    And destroyed the bathroom when you crossed the streams

    But you were wrong, you were wrong
    And now your fictional adventures
    are immortalized in song
    And I hope a make a buck or two
    From this tune about how you were wrong
    Cabinet sanchez you were wrong

    Yeah, every time you claim that you
    Played strip Pac-man with the Who
    Drank a quart of Selsun Blue
    Had hot sex with Pikachu
    Made a bee and mayonnaise stew
    Saw the Pope do number two

    Caaaabinet sanchez you were
    Caaaabinet sanchez
    You were wrong, Cabinet sanchez
    You were wrong
    And your name is stupid, blah!
    Current Rating 10.0 (3 votes)
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    peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-16-06 12:06 AM  -  15 years ago
    That was all the help I needed. Thanks!

    --- SpongeBobLuvr
    Sounds something like "You told me you once share _____ out with three Ghostbusters". How\'s that for a start? I\'d have to hear a better quality version to hear it completely.

    Sonic SBL   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-14-06 04:06 PM  -  15 years ago
    Sounds something like "You told me you once share _____ out with three Ghostbusters". How's that for a start? I'd have to hear a better quality version to hear it completely.

    peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  03-02-06 11:53 PM  -  15 years ago
    Please help me fill in the gap in the lyrics above. Thanks.
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