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Rank this week: 40 (↑7)
Duration: 3:20 
Release Date: 2005  (Tim P. Ryan) 
Lyrics By: Dan Hart (Tim P. Ryan) 
Music By: Dan Hart (Tim P. Ryan) 
Produced By:
Released By: CD Baby (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By:
Licensing: BMI  #7910468 
Song Lyrics:
This Christmas Eve there's a big affair
But I haven't got a thing to wear
I'm sure you have this problem too
But this year I know what to do
Escape that tired fashion scene
Those Xmas suits of red and green
Fleshtone's the new yuletide mood
Spend Xmas in the nude.

No longer do you have to fear
If you put on weight since last year
You'll fit right into your birthday suit
Xmas in the nude

It's fun, it's new, it's all the rage
Though some may find it shocking
But this year there's a brand-new place
To hang your Xmas stocking

It'll keep the relatives away
Keep those carolers at bay
Just the thought of your bare bum
They'll skip your house for years to come
You can scandalize your in-laws
When you display your skin flaws
Stretch marks get me in the mood
Xmas in the nude

Santa's joining in the fun
So we'll find out tonight
Are the beard and hair peroxided
Or are they really white?

Let's all display our jingle bells
Our ornaments and body smells
Don't be a scrooge, don't be a prude
Xmas in the nude

Just like the Xmas turkey
We're plucked down to our skin
You can call me late for dinner
But don't call me Tiny Tim

There's a party down at Farmer Grey's
To celebrate this yuletide craze
Everyone come as you are
Blemished, pale and harpoon-scarred
Round the Xmas tree we'll rock
It looks a lot like Woodstock,
You'll feel revived, you'll feel renewed
Xmas in the nude.

© 2005 Dan Hart
(Captain Wayne)
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