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Duration: 2:14 
Release Date:
Lyrics By: Mark Davis (CapSuper) 
Music By: Mark Davis (CapSuper) 
Produced By: Mark Davis (CapSuper) 
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  • Writen & produced by Mark Davis who is also Richard Cheese. (czwrefsteven)
  • Parody of "Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin (Marcus Tee)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (Parody of Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin)
    (Written and performed by Mark Jonathan Davis)

    There's a lady who goes
    To the store that won't close
    And she's shopping at 7-Eleven
    Down the isle she sees
    Ding-dongs, beer, and Friskies
    And a Snickers really satisfies her
    Ooooh make my Slurpy

    If there's a penny on the counter
    You can use it
    Please pay inside before pumping gas
    Dear Lebanese cashier how I wish
    You spoke English
    I just bought a Big Gulp from Achmed

    "Greetings! Perhaps you would be enjoying a beef jerky with your purchase of Hustler magazine. Do you require a spoon straw?"

    And you will find one down the road
    Coffee and cigarettes to go
    Twinkies from here to Tokyo
    They've been robbed eight times in a row
    And the fluorescent lights glow
    Microwave your burrito

    And she's shopping at 7-Eleven

    (Dave AuJus)
    Current Rating 9.1 (5 votes)
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