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Duration: 2:37 
Release Date: 1989  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Greg Keeler (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Greg Keeler (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Since it's a polka, (as much as a guy with a Casio can make it sound like one- I know...needlessly cynical) the singer sings in a strange Germanic or Eastern European sounding accent. ...Is this how Da Yoopers got started? (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Single play on Dr. Demento in '89, released on the audio tape appropriately titled- "Sheep, Lies and Audio Tape" in 1991. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Have your bolts frozen up and gotten schtuck on your nuts?
    Are your hinges all rusted and brown?
    Do you sweat and perspire
    ven you change a flat tire
    'Cause der lug nuts are schtuck all around?
    Vell, dont vorry, my friend, mit dis petroleum blend
    Your troubles vill all be drowned
    Yes, just vip out da WD-40
    and hose dat sucker down

    All you truckers and vaitresses
    here is a tip for those truck stop rendevous
    You might schmell like you've died
    but you just can't decide
    vot deodorant to use
    Vell, I've got a hairspray, perfume and cologne
    wrapped up in vun aerosol can
    Yes, just vip out da WD-40
    for der perfect vun-night schtand

    Something is wrong with the bubble machine
    Somebody come over here; it seems to be stuck
    Good, Ollie, good
    I think that you got it dere
    Just give me da WD-40
    Ah, look! Bubbles!
    More bubbles that you can count!
    This is wonderful!
    I love the bubbles and the vay they look!
    Thank ya so much, WD-40

    You can silence a gate
    or enhance fishing bait
    mit dis handy dandy spray
    Fix der schving on your porch
    or devise a blowtorch
    and melt all your troubles avay
    It don't make a mess
    and it schmells like success
    ven it's at your fingertips
    Yes, just vip out da WD-40
    and fetch me dose visegrips
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 9.2 (1 vote)
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