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Duration: 4:11 
Release Date: 1978  (Tim P. Ryan) 
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  • Can be found on the cd Worce Than Slime No.1 (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    You, and I, have been steady for a long long time
    I tried to make you mine, but your monkey just would not shine.

    It ended our teenage romance
    When I tried to get into your pants
    And you hit me on top of the head
    With a bottle of Coke.

    Now you, and me,
    We were gonna get married.
    But since I got excited,
    You refused to put your trust in me.

    It ended our teenage romance
    When I tried to get into your pants
    And you hit me on top of the head
    With a bottle of Coke.

    We pulled into the drive in
    In my mother’s brand new car
    And when I put my arm around you
    You warned me not to go to far.

    It ended our teenage romance
    When I tried to get into your pants
    And you hit me on top of the head
    With a bottle of Coke.

    When the vampire came on the screen
    I thought you were about to scream
    But you threw your arms around me
    And I lost a button off my jeans.

    My mouth met yours
    And the bubblegum smeared
    And the popcorn flew in the air.
    And I made my move to that precious groove
    Flying solo on a lump and a prayer.
    I was pekid purple passion in a half naked fashion
    When you grabbed me by the pubic hair.
    And with a sticky coke bottle and a mighty right hook
    You put me into the stars.

    I woke up in the hospital
    With my parents looking rather pleased.
    And with a compound concussion
    They forced me to listen to a lecture on morality.

    It ended our teenage romance
    When I tried to get into your pants
    And you hit me on top of the head
    With a bottle of Coke.

    Now I see the light about men and women
    Don’t know how I could have ever missed.
    That women have babies all by themselves
    And sex just doesn’t exist.
    It’s just a myth, just a beautiful myth.
    (jammin DIA)
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