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Skreft's Blog
Topic: McDonald's
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fiogf49gjkf0d Avoid the McMuffins.
Trust me on this.
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fiogf49gjkf0d It's rather easy to picture Ronald McDonald in a kilt chasing kids around with a golf club. "Ach! Take that, ya wee bastards! Got yer special sauce right here! I'll see you, Jimmy!"
Bob Guest:
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If Scottish Vikings ate it, wouldn't it be MacSpam? (Served with tartan sauce, of course.)
Stavro Arrgolus:
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Scottish vikings eat that. And blancmange.
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fiogf49gjkf0d If Scottish Vikings ate it, wouldn't it be MacSpam? (Served with tartan sauce, of course.)
Stavro Arrgolus:
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Scottish vikings eat that. And blancmange.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Scottish vikings eat that. And blancmange.
Bob Guest:
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McSpam?
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fiogf49gjkf0d McSpam?
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fiogf49gjkf0d I was there last month. They told me the special sauce was 'off'.
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fiogf49gjkf0d
Well, Spam, Eggs, Sausage and Spam. That's not got much Spam in it.
peterpuck9:
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You can get Spam at McDonalds? Who knew?
jmanforever:
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I went to the McDonalds' drive-thru for the last time about 2 months ago, when they first put in the stupid new voice recorder SPAM system. You go to place your order, but this pre-recorded crap comes on... "Welcome to McDonalds. Would you care to try one of our new delicious McCafe mocha latte cappachino..blaaa, blaa, blaa, blaa... with a free blaa, blaa blaa... for just $1.99 for a limited time?"
I just said, "I'm sorry but after that audio spam marketing crap, I forgot what I wanted to order. Bye". and I drove off, never to return.
NOTE TO McDs: I was already in the line to PLACE AN ORDER!!! You marketing a-holes do NOT need to try to keep selling shit to me. You lost a customer, idiots!
Bob Guest:
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I take it a whole lot farther.... Avoid McDonalds!!
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fiogf49gjkf0d And dead people..not raw, cooked. They're delicious with a few french fries, a bit of stuffing.
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fiogf49gjkf0d You can get Spam at McDonalds? Who knew?
jmanforever:
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I went to the McDonalds' drive-thru for the last time about 2 months ago, when they first put in the stupid new voice recorder SPAM system. You go to place your order, but this pre-recorded crap comes on... "Welcome to McDonalds. Would you care to try one of our new delicious McCafe mocha latte cappachino..blaaa, blaa, blaa, blaa... with a free blaa, blaa blaa... for just $1.99 for a limited time?"
I just said, "I'm sorry but after that audio spam marketing crap, I forgot what I wanted to order. Bye". and I drove off, never to return.
NOTE TO McDs: I was already in the line to PLACE AN ORDER!!! You marketing a-holes do NOT need to try to keep selling shit to me. You lost a customer, idiots!
Bob Guest:
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I take it a whole lot farther.... Avoid McDonalds!!
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fiogf49gjkf0d LOL David, Stevens & Grdnic would be proud.
nutcase:
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A double cheeseburger, onion rings, and a large orange drink!
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fiogf49gjkf0d A double cheeseburger, onion rings, and a large orange drink!
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fiogf49gjkf0d You get the marketing thing every time one of them asks, "You want fries with that?"
I was just fed up with the constant sloppy handling of orders. After all, one should assume that the top part of the hamburger bun should go on the top of the hamburger. I'd like to know how they manage to always get it on the side in the limited space the cartons allow.
Of course, the absolute last straw was when they put ice in my milk shake.... I sent an email complaint, which they responded to during the day when I was at work. The message on my voice mail sounded like (and I'm not kidding) the typical unintelligible sound of the drive through speaker. They never bothered to try to contact me further, so I don't go any more.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I went to the McDonalds' drive-thru for the last time about 2 months ago, when they first put in the stupid new voice recorder SPAM system. You go to place your order, but this pre-recorded crap comes on... "Welcome to McDonalds. Would you care to try one of our new delicious McCafe mocha latte cappachino..blaaa, blaa, blaa, blaa... with a free blaa, blaa blaa... for just $1.99 for a limited time?"
I just said, "I'm sorry but after that audio spam marketing crap, I forgot what I wanted to order. Bye". and I drove off, never to return.
NOTE TO McDs: I was already in the line to PLACE AN ORDER!!! You marketing a-holes do NOT need to try to keep selling shit to me. You lost a customer, idiots!
Bob Guest:
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I take it a whole lot farther.... Avoid McDonalds!!
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fiogf49gjkf0d Amen and Amen!
Bob Guest:
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I take it a whole lot farther.... Avoid McDonalds!!
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fiogf49gjkf0d I take it a whole lot farther.... Avoid McDonalds!!
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fiogf49gjkf0d Because it's Glazed McGuffin day!
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