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HalfBee's Blog
Topic: Safe Cell Booty Calling
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fiogf49gjkf0d In your wallet it leaves a circular impression
Now your cell phone can announce your obsession
Download a ringtone that sings
It's so you'll remember these things
And make sure you always have one in possession
Safe and Sane
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fiogf49gjkf0d Of all the ringtones I could download to my phone, one that sings out, "Condom Condom" would be dead last on my list. That comes from one known to have the theme from Leisure Suit Larry 3 as a ringtone.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Condoms in India! One can only hope. That'll be one less foreign language we have no choice but to learn in a few years. No Hindi. Just Spanish and Mandarin. Wo ai Zhong gu ren...
Of course, Spanish is easy for us- every vowel is a syllable. "Ca-sa de Pe-pe... ¿Dón-de es-tá ca-sa de Pe-pe?" Okay, enough Steve Martin already.
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