| Hour 1 |
| Joy to the World - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp |
| WTF 2020! - Whitney Avalon |
| Ballad of Jolly Julie, The - Ollie & Scoops feat. Whitney Avalon |
| Grievances (Festivus Song) - Dead By 28 |
| Mr. Yuletide - Insane Ian |
| Carol of the Bells - David Foster |
| Rudolph's on Steroids (Blues Version) - Drew Jacobs |
| Rudolf the Nine Inch Reindeer - Bobcat Goldthwait |
| Hoof You in the Eye - TV's Kyle |
| Damn It, I'm Vixen - Brian Beathard Orchestra |
| Dasher, the Reindeer - Zupe & The Polka Commandos |
| A Snowy Frolick - Bombadeer Studios |
| Pass the Turkey on the Right Hand Side - Tree Man Army |
| White Christmas - Jim Davidson |
| Santa Claus is a Brak Man - Andy Merrill |
| Christmas in Baghdad - Aunt Josie |
| I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio |
| Twelve Pains of Christmas, The - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp |
| Walrus Cove - JK Flipflop |
| Hour 2 |
| Twelve Daze of Christmas, The - Steve Ivings |
| Jingle Bells Imitations - Bobby Rydell & Chubby Checker |
| We Three Knights - Daniel J. Ferguson |
| Cartoons Christmas - Dave Coulier |
| Jingle Bells Batman Smells - Phil Snyder |
| Ring Rink - Ristar OST |
| Santa Miss Those Missiles - Reece Shipley |
| Star Wars vs. Santa Claus - Elftones, The |
| Satan Claus - Something Fierce |
| Holy Shit, It's Christmas! - Red Peters |
| It's Christmas - Groanups, The |
| I Found the Brains of Santa Claus - Jason & The Strap-Tones |
| Linus & Lucy - Ron "Boogiemonster" Gerber |
| Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt |
| Santa Buddy - Drew Jacobs |
| Christmas Dragnet (Yulenet) - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler |
| Die Hard Christmas - Insane Ian feat. Bonecage |
| Omicron is Comin' to Town - Don Caron |
| Diamond Dust Zone (Act 1) (Saturn Version) - Richard Jacques |
| Hour 3 |
| I Saw Mother Kissing Krampus - Gallows Humor |
| Krampus, Krampus, Krampus - Courtesan & The Cabin Boy, The |
| That Sounds Like Krampus - Jake Waters |
| We Need a Little Krampus - Tom Smith |
| Holiday Nights - Night Raptor |
| Small Hands - Young Jeffrey |
| Toymaker (The Elf Song) - James & Kling |
| Christmas Thong, The - Robert Lund |
| Strip Club Christmas Eve - Drew Jacobs |
| Jingle Bombs - Jeff Dunham ft. Achmed |
| Frosty the Snowman - Leon Redbone & Dr. John |
| Yo, Christmas Tree - Bah Humbug |
| After Christmas Syndrome - A-Side Willie |
| Chilly Lake - Mario Party 3 OST |
| A Visit from Saint Nicholas ('Twas the Night Before Christmas) - John Williams & The Boston Pops Orchestra f/ Robin Williams |
| Last Christmas - Michie Tomizawa (as Sailor Mars) |
| Sunny Garden (Illusion), The - J.A. Seazer |
| Bonus Round (Adult's Only!), The |
| A Worm Quartet Christmas - Worm Quartet |
| Santa's a Fat Bitch - Insane Clown Posse |
| I Saw Mommy Fuckin' Santa Claus - Matt Rogers |
| I Saw Mommy Screwing Santa Claus - Spike Jones & His City Slickers |