| Hour 1 |
| Jingle Bells - Crazy Frog |
| A Terrorist Christmas - James & Kling |
| All I Want for Christmas is Bin Laden on a Stick - Buzz Wigby Orchestra, The |
| Snoopy's Christmas - Royal Guardsmen, The |
| Open Me First - Ogden Edsl |
| Carol of the Bells - David Foster |
| Egg Nog - Rockin' Guys, The |
| Santa Got a D.W.I. - Sherwin Linton |
| Wasted on the Sleigh - Robert Lund |
| Christmas in Jail - Youngsters, The |
| Cocktail Christmas - Barlaiment / Drunkadelic |
| It's Christmas and I Wonder Where I Am - Dudley Moron (The Bob & Tom Band) |
| Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Mannheim Steamroller |
| Have a COVID Lockdown Xmas - Joe J. Thomas |
| Santa's Gonna Telecommute This Christmas (Pandemic Version) - Power Salad |
| Santa's Working from Home - Phil Johnson & Roadside Attraction |
| House of Broken Gingerbread - Monkees, The |
| Bad to the Claus - Drew Jacobs |
| Chilly Lake - Mario Party 3 OST |
| Hour 2 |
| Twelve Gifts of Christmas (Unedited Single Version), The - Allan Sherman |
| Christmas Mom Rap, The - Kyle Exum |
| A FuMPtastic Christmas - Wacky Ben |
| Santa & The Touchables - Dickie Goodman |
| Christmas - Clockwork Knight 2 OST |
| Yes Virginia, Even Santa Can't Escape from Reality! |
| Chimney Song, The - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp |
| Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney Flue - Dave Rudolf |
| Santa Claus is On The Dole - Spitting Image |
| Santy's Movin' On - Homer & Jethro |
| Day That Santa Claus Retired, The - Rose & The Arrangement |
| Theme for "Living Doll" - L & B Productions |
| Believing in Santa Claus (Part 1) - Lucky Star |
| Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong |
| Believing in Santa Claus (Part 2) - Lucky Star |
| There's No Santa Claus - Seamonkey - Wham! |
| Last Christmas |
| White Christmas - Waikikis, The |
| Hour 3 |
| I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas (Hippo the Hero) - Gayla Peevey |
| I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas Too - Aquabats, The |
| Spidey Bells - Chris Pine |
| Little Drummer Boy, The - Tortured Conscience |
| Holiday Nights - Night Raptor |
| I'm a Christmas Tree - Wild Man Fischer & Dr. Demento |
| Green Chri$tma$ - Stan Freberg |
| Radiclausation - Nick Tozzi |
| Yuletide Five |
| Another Novelty Christmas Song - Megathruster |
| Flat Santa - Drew Jacobs |
| Holiday - Lil Nas X |
| Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version), The - "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| Mr. Yuletide - Insane Ian |
| Sunny Garden (Illusion), The - J.A. Seazer |
| Bonus Round (Adults Only!), The |
| Season's Upon Us, The - Dropkick Murphys |