| Hour 1 |
| Get Up! Go Insane! - Stretch & Vern |
| Zoom Meeting - Devo Spice feat. the great Luke Ski & Insane Ian |
| Doctor Fauci - Carrie Dahlby |
| Blow Stuff Up - Belle Isle Rats, The |
| M-80 - Colon Sphincter Band, The |
| Dumb Newsbreak w/ Wacky Ben |
| She Can't Find Her Keys - Paul Petersen |
| Overextended Rag, The - Lauren Mayer |
| We Were Never Ever Actually Together - Smooth-E feat. Michael Yo |
| Cornholio - Luke Ski, the great |
| I Got You Babe - Cher w/ Beavis & Butt-head |
| Stupid & Clumsy Rosette, The - Hikaru Nanase |
| Achievement Unlocked 2020 - Insane Ian |
| 2000 Year Old Man - Carl Reiner & Mel Brooks |
| Hour 2 |
| Star Spangled Banner - Jimi Hendrix |
| Rockstitution Of The United States Of Anerdica, The - Megathruster |
| U.S. F'n A. (Geographically Correct Version) - Baldbox |
| All American Boy, The - Bill Parsons (Bobby Bare) |
| Overworld Theme - Bug Too! OST |
| Rewriting the National Anthem - Albert Brooks |
| National Anthem (Rejected) - Brown Paper Bags |
| Americans (A Canadian's Opinion), The - Gordon Sinclair |
| A European (Speaks Up for the U.S.) - Father Guido Sarducci |
| Phone Call to Americans - Albert Brooks |
| Professor's Theme - Katsuo Ono |
| America - Bill Murray & Jan Vogler |
| America - Stephen Lynch |
| America - Falco |
| America - Roy Zimmerman |
| Spokey Dokey - Yoko Kanno |
| Hour 3 |
| Declaration of Independence (A Man Can't Be Too Careful What He Signs These Days) - Stan Freberg |
| Hamburger Street - Katsuyuki Konishi (as America) |
| Bicentennial Blitz - Catman & Toenail |
| 200 Candles - Father Guido Sarducci |
| Stardust Speedway (Past) - Naofumi Hataya |
| Make America Great... - Cosmik |
| Take Back America - Tony Goldmark |
| Wacked-Out Five |
| Hey, Dr. Demento - Larry Tritel |
| C3PO - Sithfits, The |
| Beinhart - Torfrock |
| New Attitude - Sondra Prill |
| I Can't Breathe - Tom Smith |
| Bang! - AJR |
| Bonus Round, The |
| Why Do You Hate America - Eric D. Snider |
| Kick Ass USA - Milo Tremley |
| U.S.A. - Bill Withers |