Recording complete. Now that I've sorted that out, maybe I can get a moment to assemble the thing. Uncle always makes it look easy.

He's making the main show, but he may only manage the completion of a previous holiday episode. It's better than having no episode at all.

The title sums it up.

Uncle Stavro is making the main show and I'm bored with having no victims to eat. I thought the plague would provide a huge vampiric banquet, but everyone stayed home. Potential meals are harder to access now. Who knew?

Since dinner is off, I've turned up here in Italy at grandpa Pious' place where things aren't quite so...dead. Until the H-ween blood feast starts, I might as well make a new podcast for iTunes. You know what my shows are like; they're the opposite of Uncle Stavro's - Less shouting & swearing, more music.