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Topic: Show Topic: Bathroom Humor!!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Considering the topic, waiting may prove to be a bit . . . painful.
Oh, I crack me up sometimes.
--- Captain Wayne
Well, I made it safely to San Antonio, TX!
But, a little late for finishing the show tonight. I'll have to post it tomorrow.
See you then!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Well, I made it safely to San Antonio, TX!
But, a little late for finishing the show tonight. I'll have to post it tomorrow.
See you then!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Actually, according to Dr. Demento on his WB #2 show (web only show) he produced last year, this was done in the Toronto area around 1940 and has had many bootlegs produced on 78s in the late 40s, LPs in the 50s, 60s, and 70s, and more recently on CDs. He also states this was originaly done as a Christmas gag gift for clients of a local recording studio.
--- Sick Puppy
Now that we know that you're talking about the Crepitation Contest (I requested it about a month ago on this topic thread).... Most reliable reports places its origin in the late 40s at the Toronto, Ontario Jarvis Street studios of the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation). Sidney S. Brown (named in the context of the recording) was well known as a sports announcer on the CBC at that time. It is generally assumed that the recording was not meant for widespread distribution but was intended as an inside office joke. Somehow it got into the hands of somebody in the U.S. Navy, where it was taken around the world.
More info and another (unbleeped) recording at: www.vulgarwind.com/crep.html
--- Marcus Tee
And one Demento played only once back in 1975 called "The Great Contest". No one seems to know where this came from.
My brother tried to explain this to me once when I was a teenager but I never heard it until recently when I found it here.
It's kind of long so Wayne may want to excerpt it.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks for all the requests!
I've pulled the songs and set the playlist, but I'm not 100% sure I'll have the show online tomorrow night or right at 10:00.
I'm flying to San Antonio, TX at 1:55pm for a training class there and given the time for the flight, time to to get to the hotel, checked-in, unpacked and set-up it's going to be close (if I'm not too jet-lagged).
I'll let you all know more tomorrow!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Now that we know that you're talking about the Crepitation Contest (I requested it about a month ago on this topic thread).... Most reliable reports places its origin in the late 40s at the Toronto, Ontario Jarvis Street studios of the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation). Sidney S. Brown (named in the context of the recording) was well known as a sports announcer on the CBC at that time. It is generally assumed that the recording was not meant for widespread distribution but was intended as an inside office joke. Somehow it got into the hands of somebody in the U.S. Navy, where it was taken around the world.
More info and another (unbleeped) recording at: www.vulgarwind.com/crep.html
--- Marcus Tee
And one Demento played only once back in 1975 called "The Great Contest". No one seems to know where this came from.
My brother tried to explain this to me once when I was a teenager but I never heard it until recently when I found it here.
It's kind of long so Wayne may want to excerpt it.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Another Bob Rivers song - The Old Man (Is On the Commode).
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d At least a portion of The Crepitation Contest by Sidney S. Brown has been played on 21st century shows, in addition to KMET shows in 1974, 1985 and 1986. The 5/4/1975 playing seems complete except for an appropriate "Shaving Cream" at the censor point. The alternative title is The Great Contest.
-Tim
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Sorry about that. The link works now:
www.litb.com/TheGreatContest.mp3
I believe devospice is right but Demento *did* play it on 5/4/1975
Marcus Tee
--- fm123
I wanted to listen to "The Great Contest", but I got the following error:
Not Found
The requested URL /TheGreatContest.mp3 was not found on this server.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Apache/1.3.39 Server at litb.com Port 80
--- Marcus Tee
You can listen to it at:
www.litb.com/TheGreatContest.mp3
Marcus Tee
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Sorry about that! I got my Bobs mixed up. The song I was referring was to was recorded by Bob Rivers. It is a parody of CCR's Bad Moon Rising. The link to Bob River's site is:
www.bobrivers.com/search/index.asp
Enter the word "bathroom" in the search box and it should take you to a page where you can hear the song.
--- artpaul
Did Bob and Tom put out a song called Bathroom on the Right ?
Is there a place I can hear it somewhere ?
I'm concern because I have a song called On The Right and it was written to Bad Moon a Rising and I thought it was an original idea so I would like to compare mine to theres.
Do you know when they put theirs out ?
BTW check out mine if you like in the mp3 store here at The Mad Music Archive or maybe if you like you can request it on the Mad Music Show ?
--- johnph46
"Bathroom On The Right" by Bob & Tom and "Who Cut The Cheese" by Smoothe Teddy B & TG Mofo MC
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d The link is broken, but that sounds like you're talking about The Crepetation Contest. I saw Dr. D play an excerpt of that during some of his live appearances. It's one of the tracks he really can't play on the radio.
->Later.....Spice
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I wanted to listen to "The Great Contest", but I got the following error:
Not Found
The requested URL /TheGreatContest.mp3 was not found on this server.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Apache/1.3.39 Server at litb.com Port 80
--- Marcus Tee
You can listen to it at:
www.litb.com/TheGreatContest.mp3
Marcus Tee
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'll second that one.
I'll also second "Grandpa Farted and Da Dog Died" which MarlinsGirl requested a while back.
--- Edwin1
Does Wayne have the new Da Yoopers Cd?
"21st CENTURY YOOPERS IN SPACE!"
I would like to request "Bathroom 13 and a Turd" by Da Yoopers
Edwin1
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Okay. I $uggest:
Jim Stafford - Cow Patti
And one Demento played only once back in 1975 called "The Great Contest". No one seems to know where this came from.
My brother tried to explain this to me once when I was a teenager but I never heard it until recently when I found it here.
It's kind of long so Wayne may want to excerpt it.
You can listen to it at:
www.litb.com/TheGreatContest.mp3
Marcus Tee
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d 3 suggestions come to mind. Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart by Johnny Cast from the Folsom Prison album, Oscar Brand's Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be and Jeff Foxworthy's Met A Friend In The Bathroom. Thank you and God bless. - Dave Moyer
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Does Wayne have the new Da Yoopers Cd?
"21st CENTURY YOOPERS IN SPACE!"
I would like to request "Bathroom 13 and a Turd" by Da Yoopers
Edwin1
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'll turd it.
Terri M.
--- Sick Puppy
Yes. I gotta go just thinking about it...... Ummmm...... excuse me.....
--- danny d
although it's not completely about the bathroom, EMBARASSMENT by monty python has the most realistic "going to the toilet sound" i've ever heard. for those who have heard it you know what i'm talking about. if that was real, i mean...wow! get that guy some pepto bismal!!
dd
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Yes. I gotta go just thinking about it...... Ummmm...... excuse me.....
--- danny d
although it's not completely about the bathroom, EMBARASSMENT by monty python has the most realistic "going to the toilet sound" i've ever heard. for those who have heard it you know what i'm talking about. if that was real, i mean...wow! get that guy some pepto bismal!!
dd
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Diarrhea by Raymond & Scum!
I'll add another vote for My Men's Room Date's a Senator.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d although it's not completely about the bathroom, EMBARASSMENT by monty python has the most realistic "going to the toilet sound" i've ever heard. for those who have heard it you know what i'm talking about. if that was real, i mean...wow! get that guy some pepto bismal!!
dd
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Yeah, but it's not complete. Extensive, but not complete.
--- Tim P. Ryan
It's called the internet.
--- artpaul
I think someone should write a complete book of parodies so I know which ones not to write.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It's quite alright to do a parody that's already been done. I did my own version of Waking Up Is Hard To Do long before I ever heard it done on The Mad Music Show, and I still like mine better.
--- artpaul
--- JakeWaters
It looks like there's also one by Bob Rivers. I don't think I've ever heard it, though.
I think someone should write a complete book of parodies so I know which ones not to write.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It's called the internet.
--- artpaul
I think someone should write a complete book of parodies so I know which ones not to write.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d
--- JakeWaters
It looks like there's also one by Bob Rivers. I don't think I've ever heard it, though.
I think someone should write a complete book of parodies so I know which ones not to write.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It looks like there's also one by Bob Rivers. I don't think I've ever heard it, though.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Did Bob and Tom put out a song called Bathroom on the Right ?
Is there a place I can hear it somewhere ?
I'm concern because I have a song called On The Right and it was written to Bad Moon a Rising and I thought it was an original idea so I would like to compare mine to theres.
Do you know when they put theirs out ?
BTW check out mine if you like in the mp3 store here at The Mad Music Archive or maybe if you like you can request it on the Mad Music Show ?
--- johnph46
"Bathroom On The Right" by Bob & Tom and "Who Cut The Cheese" by Smoothe Teddy B & TG Mofo MC
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Another vote for The Story of the W.C.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d "Girls Don't Fart" - Boca Brian
"I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart" - J.D. Blackfoot
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I thought that "There's A Bathroom On The Right" was by John Mammoser...
--- johnph46
"Bathroom On The Right" by Bob & Tom and "Who Cut The Cheese" by Smoothe Teddy B & TG Mofo MC
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d "Bathroom On The Right" by Bob & Tom and "Who Cut The Cheese" by Smoothe Teddy B & TG Mofo MC
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Yes,
I requested "Rubber Duckie" - Ernie (Jim Henson) a few messages down.
Edwin1
--- Ojimy
Has anybody suggested "Rubber Duckie" by Jim Henson? It actually had some national airplay way back when...
Then there's "Singin' in the Bathtub" by any of a hundred artists, although R. Crumb does a nice listenable version of it.
The "WFMU-365 Days Project" featured a really offbeat institutional piece about a woman who reaches a near-rapturious state when (presumably) sitting on the toilet. She innocently describes it as a place where she can "dream and cream"...
(As the parent of a teen-age boy, there will be NO comment from ME on the subject!)
www.wfmu.org/365/2003/232.shtml
Pets go to the bathroom too. How about "The Ballad of Runt?", assuming you can locate a recording of it (I've been looking for 30 years!) The lyrics are here;
barb.velvet.com/anhumor/doggypoetry.html
Whatever playlist develops, I think a segment about purely excretory functions should be like a visit the "throne room" itself...limited to about 10-15 minutes. It's hard to maintain humor in the subject much longer than that.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Then I stand corrected. I just wanted to make sure Wayne knew which song I was talking about (as if there could be any doubt)
--- Edwin1
BorisBadenov: The correct title is "ODE TO THE LITTLE BROWN SHACK OUT BACK" - BILLY EDD WHEELER. It is found on DR. DEMENTO'S COUNTY CORN CD. And I second the request.:)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Has anybody suggested "Rubber Duckie" by Jim Henson? It actually had some national airplay way back when...
Then there's "Singin' in the Bathtub" by any of a hundred artists, although R. Crumb does a nice listenable version of it.
The "WFMU-365 Days Project" featured a really offbeat institutional piece about a woman who reaches a near-rapturious state when (presumably) sitting on the toilet. She innocently describes it as a place where she can "dream and cream"...
(As the parent of a teen-age boy, there will be NO comment from ME on the subject!)
www.wfmu.org/365/2003/232.shtml
Pets go to the bathroom too. How about "The Ballad of Runt?", assuming you can locate a recording of it (I've been looking for 30 years!) The lyrics are here;
barb.velvet.com/anhumor/doggypoetry.html
Whatever playlist develops, I think a segment about purely excretory functions should be like a visit the "throne room" itself...limited to about 10-15 minutes. It's hard to maintain humor in the subject much longer than that.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d BorisBadenov: The correct title is "ODE TO THE LITTLE BROWN SHACK OUT BACK" - BILLY EDD WHEELER. It is found on DR. DEMENTO'S COUNTY CORN CD. And I second the request.:)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I think the Mad Music Show would be great for playing on Pirate radio stations, especially the Bathroom Humor show.
Anyone know of any pirate radio stations in your area that would be interested in broadcasting this show?
I used to know a guy in Thousand Oaks, CA that had a 10 watt pirate station on the FM dial at 99.3 that covered the entire community with a pretty good signal. This was over 20 years ago. I once gave him a tape of demented music, and it was a big hit with his listeners.
I don't know if many people out there are willing to do this sort of thing these days with the massive fines the FCC will give you if you're caught.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hmm...So, 'F*ck, I Stepped In Sh*t - Shat' would be out, but 'Sh*t Makes the Flowers Grow - Folk Uke' might be OK.
Seems we may be able to get away with a little more now. I'd still trade it for having stations here pick up the show, though.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I am not sure exactly where the law in Australia stands on what is broadcastable, but there are guidelines that seem to me to be hypocritical.
On radio and television, the f-word is dropped in irregular fashion and is not time dependent, that is family viewing time or off peak time.
Our popular comedy programs, mostly on our ABC network, (ABC is our Government funded station is supposed to be non commercial), are the biggest 'offenders' in the use of what is termed profanity, and seem to get away with it.
While other commercial stations are a little more staid, voluntarily deleting offensive material.
Community radio is a little different, with it's own set of standards set by the CBAA (Community broadcasting assoc of Australia), who's 'guidelines' are a bit tighter, but do allow for broadcasting of 'offensive' material if a warning is broadcast before hand.
As in, "the following may contain offensive content" or "the following has no entertainment value what so ever"
Myself, I listen to the context, not the content, is the offensive material being used in a way that is integral to the song or story, or is it just being used for the it's own sake, and make my decision to delete on that basis.
As the show is being broadcast out of family time, I can get away with a wider latitude than at other times.
Alex
--- Stavro288
Recently, we heard we were no longer broadcast on the Hastings, Nebraska station, so with no U.S. stations broadcasting the show now, only what isn't airable in Australia matters. The repression might not be as bad there. We can only hope.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Recently, we heard we were no longer broadcast on the Hastings, Nebraska station, so with no U.S. stations broadcasting the show now, only what isn't airable in Australia matters. The repression might not be as bad there. We can only hope.
Without the thought police in this hemisphere to answer to now, I think we can get in a real bowel unclogging bathroom humor show that would sink the Ty-D-Bol Man's rowboat and make your eyes burn from the stench. Fun sh*t.
--- BorisBadenov
Did anyone ever follow up on this? Just to throw a bit of confusion into the discussion, back when Madman Moskowitz was a going concern he had a show dedicated to "bathroom humor" and it went out on the air and everything.
Of course it wasn't all poop 'n' pee jokes -- it included songs about showers, bathtubs, outhouses and the like.
--- jmanforever
I think you're right. I'll study the FCC rules a bit on this, but I don't think that we could broadcast ANY type of descriptions of, or jokes about excremental activities, even if they were heavily edited.
Jmanforever - KFKX
--- peterpuck9
I was thinking maybe this should be one of the podcasts not released to radio stations.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d A couple more suggestions:
Singing In The Bathtub -- either the R. Crumb version or the newer John Lithgow version (or pretty much anybody for that matter)
Diarrhea -- Da Yoopers (repeat of request farther down)
I'm A Specialist -- Frank Crumit
The True Legend of Jesse James -- The New Society Band
The Little Brown Shack (Don't Let Them Tear That Little Brown Building Down) -- Billy Edd Wheeler
Seven Old Ladies Locked In A Lavatory -- Oscar Brand
And what the heck, I'll second-third-fourth-whateverth "Rubber Duckie" and "My Men's Room Date's A Senator"
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Did anyone ever follow up on this? Just to throw a bit of confusion into the discussion, back when Madman Moskowitz was a going concern he had a show dedicated to "bathroom humor" and it went out on the air and everything.
Of course it wasn't all poop 'n' pee jokes -- it included songs about showers, bathtubs, outhouses and the like.
--- jmanforever
I think you're right. I'll study the FCC rules a bit on this, but I don't think that we could broadcast ANY type of descriptions of, or jokes about excremental activities, even if they were heavily edited.
Jmanforever - KFKX
--- peterpuck9
I was thinking maybe this should be one of the podcasts not released to radio stations.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I will second it.
Terri M.
--- Edwin1
I would like to request "Rubber Duckie" - Ernie (Jim Henson)
Edwin
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I would like to request "Rubber Duckie" - Ernie (Jim Henson)
Edwin
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That was me. Sorry. I had cabbage last night.
oh, you said "fourthed"...!
--- peterpuck9
Who Fourthed? :-)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I would like to second "Blow up the Bathroom" by Sudden Death
and add my vote to:
"My Men's Room Dates a Senator" Robert Lund / Spaff
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d If we can have My Men's Room Date's A Senator - Robert Lund even though it was just played on Sept 18 (MMS #93), we should also be able to have Constipation Blues - Screamin' Jay Hawkins, last played on Aug 26 (MMS #90).
Also, two by Donovan: "The Intergalactic Laxative" and "The Pee Song" -- the latter (written specially for children) has NEVER been played on Dr. Demento, The Mad Music Show, or any other show tracked on this site.
How much of a pee do you wee
When you're little and you're only three ?
Do you wiggle and watch ?
Does it tiggle and splotch,
Do you do like a dog on a tree?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Who Fourthed? :-)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I would fourth it for you, but I heard that if you fourth it, it might thtick. I am an incorrigible punster. Don't incorridge me. Hmm, have we ever had a show dedicated to the lowest form of humor? Gonna have to look into that.
--- Spaff.com
Why, thank you, Oh Puckish One and Oh zzyzyxrexish One! Of course I have to third "My Men's Room Date's a Senator." It would be crappy not to. (Sorry- that was the best pun I could come up with on the pot, er, spot.)
xoxox
Spaff
--- zzyzyxrex
I will second these two essentials (still my hats off to thee, O Spaffish One) & I'd like to include "7 Old Ladies Locked in the Lavatory"
--- peterpuck9
The W.C.-Anonymous (requested before)
My Men's Room Date's A Senator-Robert Lund
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Why, thank you, Oh Puckish One and Oh zzyzyxrexish One! Of course I have to third "My Men's Room Date's a Senator." It would be crappy not to. (Sorry- that was the best pun I could come up with on the pot, er, spot.)
xoxox
Spaff
--- zzyzyxrex
I will second these two essentials (still my hats off to thee, O Spaffish One) & I'd like to include "7 Old Ladies Locked in the Lavatory"
--- peterpuck9
The W.C.-Anonymous (requested before)
My Men's Room Date's A Senator-Robert Lund
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Seconded.
--- peterpuck9
Or A Shower:
The Smallest Thing Known To Man-Lorne Elliot
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Or A Shower:
The Smallest Thing Known To Man-Lorne Elliot
--- zzyzyxrex
And what would a bathroom be without a bath?
"Rub-a-dub-dub" by Meri Wilson!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d And what would a bathroom be without a bath?
"Rub-a-dub-dub" by Meri Wilson!
--- I B Emerson
Let me step into this topic by suggesting:
Shaving Cream - Benny Bell (or whoever else sings it)
&/or
Disco Toilet - Hersh & Chipkin
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Let me step into this topic by suggesting:
Shaving Cream - Benny Bell (or whoever else sings it)
&/or
Disco Toilet - Hersh & Chipkin
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I will second these two essentials (still my hats off to thee, O Spaffish One) & I'd like to include "7 Old Ladies Locked in the Lavatory"
--- peterpuck9
The W.C.-Anonymous (requested before)
My Men's Room Date's A Senator-Robert Lund
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Bobbing For Apples-Automatic Pilot (second)
Infernal Bridegroom-TunaFix (second)
The W.C.-Anonymous (requested before)
My Men's Room Date's A Senator-Robert Lund
Plexiglass Toilet-Styx (second)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d girls dont fart---- strangely brown
p ss up a rope--- ween
and a complicated song---weird al
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d
Hydrophobia / Bobbing for Apples - Automaticpilot
Piece of Pie - The Frantics
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Oh yes, one of my favorites. I definitely second it!
--- Sick Puppy
Oops, I Farted Again by Bob Rivers
(Why don't you leave Britney alone!!!)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Now that the show on this topic is official, I'd like to cast my vote for:
The Crepitation Contest by Sidney S. Brown
and
Oops, I Farted Again by Bob Rivers
(Why don't you leave Britney alone!!!)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d "Dance Off" (aka "Shit Happens") Performed by Jackie Beat.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d This is a topic that even Dr. D. hasn't done. I'm looking forward to this show.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Let's not forget The Infernal Bridegroom by TunaFix ("all my paper dreams, get flushed, Down the toilet of life")
And a reminder: the consensus seems to be this topc should be the November 18 show.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It was seconded already, so this must be a turd, er a third!
--- Shmooly
I number two that!
POOPS, I mean OOPS!
I'll second that!
--- MarlinsGirl
Today I was listening to the Barry and the Bookbinders album, that I bought at the MMA MP3 store, and I found the perfect if not disgusting song in the their catalog. More disgusting than Fart in an Elevator is Chocolate Anaconda.
If there happens to be a Bathroom Humor show I would like to request Chocolate Anaconda - Barry & The Bookbinders
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I sure hope so. I've been waiting for at least six months! I'd just like to toss in a few tracks from Da Yoopers' Songs for Fart Lovers album:
No One Here to Fart On
I'm a Lonely Toilet
I'm a Turd
Da Life of a Fart
Duel at Del Santo's
And in the meantime, I'll look for more uses for this avatar.
--- fm123
Any chance that "Bathroom Humor" will make it as an episode to the MMS?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I number two that!
POOPS, I mean OOPS!
I'll second that!
--- MarlinsGirl
Today I was listening to the Barry and the Bookbinders album, that I bought at the MMA MP3 store, and I found the perfect if not disgusting song in the their catalog. More disgusting than Fart in an Elevator is Chocolate Anaconda.
If there happens to be a Bathroom Humor show I would like to request Chocolate Anaconda - Barry & The Bookbinders
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Tap Three Times - Doug Clark
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Looks like those guys mean 'bathroom' literally. I don't think there are nearly enough tunes about toilets...
We don't have to go all the way there. But it would be nice if on just 1 show he could try out my 'podcast only- single uncensored segment' idea. It might fit best on a 'bathroom humor' show. Much less work than separate 'casts & 'naughty bits', too. Fun sh...uh, crap.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That would be cool before turkey day.
Oh, I just found a site that has lots of funny videos from YouTube having to do with this topic - www.bathroomhumor.net/
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Naturally, I'd like to hear it. It seems his topics are set up to November (for convenience's sake, presumably). ...4 Xmas shows for December... The time to get it in would be sometime before Thanksgiving. A show like that for that week would put you off your turkey.
--- fm123
Just thought I would bring this thread back up since this one has just been started - www.themadmusicarchive.com/thread.aspx?TopicID=2333
Any chance that "Bathroom Humor" will make it as an episode to the MMS?
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Isn't IBS a network?
Tonight on IBS:
See Celebrity Bowel Racing, tonight at 9pm!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That sounds suitably disgusting. I'll second it!
--- MarlinsGirl
Today I was listening to the Barry and the Bookbinders album, that I bought at the MMA MP3 store, and I found the perfect if not disgusting song in the their catalog. More disgusting than Fart in an Elevator is Chocolate Anaconda.
If there happens to be a Bathroom Humor show I would like to request Chocolate Anaconda - Barry & The Bookbinders
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Today I was listening to the Barry and the Bookbinders album, that I bought at the MMA MP3 store, and I found the perfect if not disgusting song in the their catalog. More disgusting than Fart in an Elevator is Chocolate Anaconda.
If there happens to be a Bathroom Humor show I would like to request Chocolate Anaconda - Barry & The Bookbinders
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Country Love Song-Stephen Lynch
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I think you're right. I'll study the FCC rules a bit on this, but I don't think that we could broadcast ANY type of descriptions of, or jokes about excremental activities, even if they were heavily edited.
Jmanforever - KFKX
--- peterpuck9
I was thinking maybe this should be one of the podcasts not released to radio stations.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I was thinking maybe this should be one of the podcasts not released to radio stations.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Here's a real nasty one that cannot be played on the radio:
Bathroom - John Valby
Click above to download.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I can't believe this thread has gone this long without someone suggesting "Don't Sit Down on the Plexi-glas Toilet" by Styx.
So I just did.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Her Shit Don't Stink-Ken Turetzky
This is just a great great song if you can bleep it appropriately.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I second "Diarrhea." $DEITY-DU-JOUR help me, I think it's hilarious.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d That's better than being a potty pooper.
--- MarlinsGirl
as long as you don't potty in your pants.
Terri M.
--- Dino Flintstone
Hey, it's my potty and I'll cry if I want to!
--- Shmooly
I love it when we potty down like this!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d as long as you don't potty in your pants.
Terri M.
--- Dino Flintstone
Hey, it's my potty and I'll cry if I want to!
--- Shmooly
I love it when we potty down like this!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Hey, it's my potty and I'll cry if I want to!
--- Shmooly
I love it when we potty down like this!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I love it when we potty down like this!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'll second A Piece of Pie - The Frantics
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks! I am acronym deficient!
I am also the founding member of the AAAAA. (American Association for the Abolition of Acronyms and Abbreviations)
--- Sick Puppy
How about I.B.S. by The Arrogant Worms.
For those who don't like acronyms, that's "Irritable Bowel Syndrome".
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I second the Story of The WC.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d A Piece of Pie - The Frantics (allegedly a piece of pie comes out in the bowel movement that he shares with his business partner - great routine!)
Story of the W.C. (I believe this was mentioned in an earlier topic thread by someone else)
Carla Ulbrich - The Colon
Ralph And Herbie - Cheech & Chong
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d How about I.B.S. by The Arrogant Worms.
For those who don't like acronyms, that's "Irritable Bowel Syndrome".
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Nice avatar
--- SpongeBobLuvr
It looks like this will become a request thread so I'll use that avatar here.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d how about Grandpa Farted and da Dog Died by Da Yoopers.
Terri M.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d It looks like this will become a request thread so I'll use that avatar here.
Here are some requests from me:
Stuckey & Murray - Takin' a Dump at Work
Da Yoopers - Diarrhea (seconded)
Carla Ulbrich - On the Commode Again
Anything by the Caca Man
--- SpongeBobLuvr
I was gonna say the same thing. I've been waiting for this kind of show so I can upload a good avatar to represent it. I promised myself not to use it here for any other reason.
--- knowtalentagency
Whatever happened to our discussion about this possible show topic? We had lots of suggestions .... I think that this would be a GREAT show topic!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Since it's looking more and more like this show will REALLY happen, it's time to contribute one nomination and one more inventory item from the Automatic Pilot catalog:
Hydrophobia / Bobbing for Apples from Live On Broadway is about a club in San Francsico during the 1980's where guys did #1 together. Containing no individual "expletive" words, it would be suitable for this particular MMS. It has been played on DFSXRadio.com on New Strokes and I Still get Demented, was in general rotation for several weeks, and is still on the Dementia Top 20 ballot although it has not made DT20 (yet). The complete mp3 is at www.automaticpilot.org/mp3s/broadway/ap_ob02_bobbing.mp3 Note: The lyrics of the studio version from Back From The Dead have been "toned down" to where it's just a good ol' beer drinkin' song.
Rimmin' at the Baths is about #2; specifically diarrhea caused by amoebas caught during unsafe sex. This song, from the original 1984 production of The AIDS Show, is too nasty for most broadcasts and podcasts, even though the nastiest individual words are in the title, and the synonym for donkey. The complete mp3 is at www.automaticpilot.org/mp3s/aids/ap_as1_rimmin.mp3
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks! When I started this thread, I had searched for the previous discussion, and my feeble mind wouldn't allow me to find it. I had requested a few of my own "bathroom humor" songs ("Dueling Behinds" and "There's An Odor In The Air Tonight"), so the requests are still there! Give 'em a listen and request them if you like them!
Thanks again!
Eric
--- peterpuck9
Please also refer to this thread
www.themadmusicarchive.com/thread.aspx?TopicID=1519
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I'm Keeping Your Poop-Hayseed Dixie
I Wanna Poop in Diane Sawyer's Mailbox - Worm Quartet (seconded)
Fart In An Elevator-Barry & The Bookbinders
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d To reitterate:
"Daddy Please Don't Go" by Todd Yohn
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d This topic's long over-doo.
Do You P ss in the Shower - Sudden Death
I Wanna Poop in Diane Sawyer's Mailbox - Worm Quartet
Blow Up the Bathroom - Sudden Death (seconded)
Diarrhea - Da Yoopers or Raymond and Scum
The Training Pants Song - Little Learners
(All the creepiness of Kinko the Clown plus toilet humor.)
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Anything from Urintown
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d One of my favorites is:
"I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart" by J.D. Blackfoot
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Urine Trouble - Dino-Mike
Baby Poo - The Arrogant Worms
A Complicated Song - Weird Al Yankovic
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d I was gonna say the same thing. I've been waiting for this kind of show so I can upload a good avatar to represent it. I promised myself not to use it here for any other reason.
--- knowtalentagency
Whatever happened to our discussion about this possible show topic? We had lots of suggestions .... I think that this would be a GREAT show topic!!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Maybe we could get ROTO-ROOTER to sponsor the show.
;-)
Free As A Turd - Bob Rivers
The Old Man (is on the Commode) - Bob Rivers
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d that was bad.
Terri M.
--- mheitowit
Once I had an constipated accountant,.
He worked it out with a pencil, number 2 of course.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Once I had an constipated accountant,.
He worked it out with a pencil, number 2 of course.
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Just what can we doo to get it started?
Maybe we can begin slowly, if we work
on it day bidet! it will come out alright!
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d You mean having such songs like this:
Bathroom 13 and a Turd - Da Yoopers
Bathroom on the Right - John Mammoser
Bird Bathroom - Surf Punks
Blow Up the Bathroom - Sudden Death
Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - Archie Campbell
Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - Johnny Cash
I Gotta Go to the Bathroom - Big Daddy Graham
Is There a Bathroom In Bolinas - Pat Sojourner
Nightmare In My Bathroom - Da Yoopers
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fjrigjwwe9r2threads:MessageText fiogf49gjkf0d Whatever happened to our discussion about this possible show topic? We had lots of suggestions .... I think that this would be a GREAT show topic!!
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