Well, I was sitting in Roadhouse down on Highway 41
You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done
I knew you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth
Of course you weren't my waitress, mine was missing her front tooth
So I flagged you down for coffee, but I couldn't say a thing
I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name
I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
I've never been to good with all those sexual game
So, maybe it's just beter if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name
So I ordered straight Tequila, my little courage in a shot
And I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot
I got a little wasted, yeah I went a little far
I finally got to hug you, and you helped me to my car
Last thing I remember, I heard myself say
I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name
I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
I've never been to good with all those sexual game
So, maybe it's just beter if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name
The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding-bells
Standing by a woman, in a long white lacey veil
I raised the veil, and she smiled at me, without her left front tooth
And I said, where the hell am I, and just who the hell are you?
She said I was your waitress, and our last name's are now the same
Cause I'm married to you baby, and I don't even know your name
Yeah, I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name
I've never been to good at all those sexual games
I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
Hey, I'm married to a waitress, and I don't even know her name