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A Middle East Country, A Middle Earth Mountain Troll (song) 
By: Project Sisyphus feat. the great Luke Ski & Carrie Dahlby
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Rank this week: 34 (↑12)
Duration: 2:30 
Release Date: 6/3/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: M. Spaff Sumsion (peterpuck9) 
Music By: M. Spaff Sumsion (peterpuck9) 
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Released By: TheFuMP.com (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of "A Little Bit Country and A Little Bit Rock and Roll" by Donnie and Marie Osmond. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I'm a Middle East country
    I'm a Middle Earth mountain troll
    I've got sunshine, deserts, and burqas
    I’m horrific but my wits are…kind of dull
    My name is Something-stan
    I swallow hobbits whole
    I'm a Middle East country
    I'm a Middle Earth mountain troll

    I’m a little explosive
    I put dwarves in my Quaker Oats
    I’m a little ultra-religious
    I’m a little bit gruff with billy goats
    I’m disconcertingly quite real
    I might be fiction-ole
    I’m a Middle East country
    I’m a Middle Earth mountain troll

    I offer camels, sand, and Muslims, and crude oil in rich supply
    If I stay out till the sun comes up, (then) I'll turn to stone and die

    I'm moving slowly…
    To secular control
    I bash those freaking Wood-elves with a club like Whack-a-Mole
    Like me, you’re poor as dirt
    …Or rolling in the dough
    I’m a Middle East country
    I’m a Middle Earth mountain troll

    I may have mostly flat topography, but my Crescent is Fer-tile
    I got a job at Hot Dwarf on a Stick (just) to dress in style

    My people love me…
    By reflex or by force
    I barbecued my in-laws so my wife filed for divorce
    I’m arid and I’m extra-dry
    Not me! I’ve got B.O.
    I’m a Middle East country
    I’m a M-
    [Singing and music are interrupted, brought to a complete halt by Gandalf, who says:]
    “DAWN TAKE YOU ALL! AND BE STONE TO YOU!”

    [Complete silence for a few seconds, as if that has ended the song, and then, spoken:]

    “Who was that?”
    “My ex.”
    [Pause] “Oh.” [Followed immediately by the song resuming:]
    I’m a Middle East country!
    (And) I’m a Middle Earth mountain troll!
    [End.]

    Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com

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    Spaff.com   Offline  -  Artist  -  06-09-08 10:17 AM  -  12 years ago
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    Correction:
    Artist: Project Sisyphus f/ the great Luke Ski & Carrie Dahlby
    Title: A Middle East Country, A Middle Earth Mountain Troll
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