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Arthur: Old woman!
Dennis: Man!
Arthur: Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm thirty-seven.
Arthur: I- what?
Dennis: I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old!
Arthur: Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.
Dennis: Well, you could say 'Dennis'.
Arthur: I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'.
Dennis: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
Arthur: I did say 'sorry about the old woman', but from the behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!
Arthur: Well, I am King!
Dennis: Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the-
Woman: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?
Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?
Woman: King of the who?
Arthur: The Britons.
Woman: Who are the Britons?
Arthur: Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.
Woman: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Dennis: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-
Woman: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
Dennis: That's what it's all about! If only people would hear of-
Arthur: Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Woman: No one lives there.
Arthur: Then who is your lord?
Woman: We don't have a lord.
Arthur: What?
Dennis: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,...
Arthur: Yes.
Dennis: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
Arthur: Yes, I see.
Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,...
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: ...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-
Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
Arthur: I am your king!
Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well, how did you become King, then?
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
Dennis: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: Shut up, will you? Shut up!
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
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fiogf49gjkf0d The female doctor who did this to me weighed the same as a duck. I can only hope she was burnt at some point.
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peterpuck9:
That's outrageous! Those girls could use a good spanking, but they'd enjoy it too much........
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fiogf49gjkf0d That's outrageous! Those girls could use a good spanking, but they'd enjoy it too much........
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Stavro Arrgolus:
Since they only had a basic medical training, they botched my last operation, which is why I need this one. And there wasn't even any oral sex...
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peterpuck9:
Can we go to the Castle Anthrax instead?
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fiogf49gjkf0d Since they only had a basic medical training, they botched my last operation, which is why I need this one. And there wasn't even any oral sex...
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peterpuck9:
Can we go to the Castle Anthrax instead?
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fiogf49gjkf0d Can we go to the Castle Anthrax instead?
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Stavro Arrgolus:
Uh,..3 questions. Gotta see 3 specialis..bridgekeepers as well. The castle Arrrgh's gotta make money, you know. They don't just shoot arrows in the tops of your heads for nothing.
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fiogf49gjkf0d LOL
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Tim P. Ryan:
One unarmed watery tart withoug so much rat in it later....
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peterpuck9:
Well then, an unarmed watery tart.......
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fiogf49gjkf0d Uh,..3 questions. Gotta see 3 specialis..bridgekeepers as well. The castle Arrrgh's gotta make money, you know. They don't just shoot arrows in the tops of your heads for nothing.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Three sir!
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fiogf49gjkf0d Oddly enough, my adventure takes me to the castle Arrrrgh as well. I'll be saying arrrgh a whole lot there..just like last time. And the time before that. This week, I have to go see a bridgekeeper who will ask me the 5 questions...
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fiogf49gjkf0d One unarmed watery tart withoug so much rat in it later....
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peterpuck9:
Well then, an unarmed watery tart.......
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fiogf49gjkf0d One unarmed watery tart withoug so much rat in it later....
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peterpuck9:
Well then, an unarmed watery tart.......
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fiogf49gjkf0d Well then, an unarmed watery tart.......
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fiogf49gjkf0d It was a watery tart throwing swords at me that botched my last operation. I have to get a competent surgeon to do it right this time. It's the last time I let a moistened bink lob a scimitar at me, I can tell you.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Just as long as it includes a watery tart!
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Stavro Arrgolus:
All things considered, I think a farcical aquatic ceremony might be just what we need these days.
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fiogf49gjkf0d All things considered, I think a farcical aquatic ceremony might be just what we need these days.
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