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  • Parody of "Cheeseburger In Paradise" By Jimmy Buffet (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:

    It's hard to defend my carnivorous habits
    Everyone's a veggie these days
    Gotta' watch what I eat
    And avoid the red meat
    It's cloggin' up my arteries
    I'm putting on weight
    Last night I had a terrible dream
    Woke me up right out of my sleep
    But when pulled into the drive through
    To grab that treat
    Got a big warm bun
    And a bad piece of meat

    Cheeseburger with parasites
    It looked awful tasty but something ain't right
    E-Coli topped with an onion slice
    I gotta cheeseburger with parasites

    Hidin' underneath the lettuce and tomata
    A high-divin' act in my French fried potato
    Tummy's got a tickle and I'm feelin' *****
    Well, Good God Almighty, I got a bum steer

    Cheeseburger with parasites
    They're awful small but they're not very nice
    A burger that rare is a roll of the dice
    Could be a cheeseburger with parasites
    I got a cheeseburger with parasites
    Give me a cheeseburger with parasites

    Hidin' underneath the lettuce and tomata
    A high-divin' act in my French fried potato
    Clingin' to my pickle, it's a cold, wet spear
    Good God Almighty, I got a bum steer

    'We're back in the Cadillac and'''
    'That's right'
    'Eat' em up cowboy!'
    'Mmmmm! It's so warm and cozy here, isn't it?'
    'It's like goin' to the tropics.'

    (Dave AuJus)
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