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Duration: 1:11 
Release Date: 1981  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Atlantic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Dead Sea Publishing Company (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Keywords: ADVERTISING PARODY, FILLER, SEGUE 
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  • From his 1st 'post-Little David' era album "A Place For My Stuff". (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • This short bit was meant to separate routines on the album. The album refers to these short comedy bits as "announcements". (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Get one now! Everybody has one! They're almost gone! They're portable, lightweight, easy to use, collapsible, convenient and guaranteed! Get one now! The new Super Jumbo Deluxe! Handy, pre-wrapped, designer colors and available in all sizes! Get one now! They won't rust, tarnish, blister, crack or peel but they might kill you.

    Hello, I'm Howard Beamer and I'm running for state's Attorney General. This is my pledge to you. I promise that if anyone breaks the law, I will personally go to his or her house and beat the s**t out of 'em!

    .backwards words say to used I !again go I There. !s**t, Oh


    The following statement is true
    The preceding statement was false

    (TV promo)
    On Saturday morning, it's adventure time! Don't miss 'Frontier'! The story of thirty people who brave bitter weather, loneliness, disease, starvation and hostile Indians to reach Utah, only to find they don't like it there. Then it's 'Ranger Dan and his Big Dog, Dick'! Or 'Ranger Dan and his Big Dog Dick!'
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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    Current Rating 9.0 (1 vote)
    Played on 1 show:
    01-03-82, #82-01
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