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Topic: My Love Is Like A Fork In The Road

artpaul   Offline  -  Artist  -  05-02-14 08:29 PM  -  6 years ago
My love is like a fork in the road
But my car doesn’t have gps
I brought her a country toad
She cooked it up and fed it to our guest

Her hair is like steel wool for pots
Her teeth are an ugly brown orange
She gave me a kiss like a doctor gives shots
Her lips are like a dried up sponge

I don’t know why I stay with her
Our house has broken walls
Our life is like a nightmare fear
But she looks so sexy in overhalls

She told me that she really loved me
Just like an alligator in a swamp
She show me all her many teeth
And then she lick her chops

One day I’ll marry her
If doom would have its way
She’ll throw the bokay to some lady near
Who soon will also end up gray

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