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Rank this week: 60 (↑9)
Duration: 2:29 (Captain Wayne) 
Release Date: 1979  (Captain Wayne) 
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  • Parody of "Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett. (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Let me tell you a tale of horror
    It was the time I dated the girl next door
    When I tried to kiss her she went into fits
    And screamed that my face was covered with zits

    There was a rash . . . It was the Monster Rash
    An ugly rash . . . It broke out in a flash
    A stupid rash . . . Made me feel like an ash
    There was a rash . . . It was the Monster Rash

    Pimples were breaking out everywhere
    Between my toes and even in my hair
    The Monster Rash is now sweeping the land
    Clearisil is in big demand

    It's called the rash . . . It's called the Monster Rash
    An ugly rash ... It breaks out in a flash
    A stupid rash . . . Makes you feel like an ash
    It's called the rash . . . It's called the Monster Rash

    Acne is no fun
    The blemishes have just begun
    If you're not a walking zit farm
    Then you are the only one

    Now everything's cool, there's no need to fuss
    All my friends are plagued by the poisonous pus
    But we don't care what our glands secrete
    It's the thrill of victory, the acne of the feet

    We've got the rash . . . We've got the Monster Rash
    That ugly rash . . . It breaks out in a flash
    That stupid rash . . . Makes you feel like an ash
    We've got the rash . . . We've got the Monster Rash

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