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The Swedish Western 
By: Steve Lisenby
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Rank this week: 30 (↑51)
Duration: 2:44 
Release Date: 1982  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Steve Lisenby (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Steve Lisenby (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Released By: Eccentric/Jem (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Lisenby Songs (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #1437140 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • "****" is censored on the "Demento's Mementos" album. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    OK, ready? (Oh, ya.) (ya..ya, etc.)
    Well, quit tunin' your tuba!


    I know you've ofter vondered vot der Svedens do fer fun
    You think we make der movies vere dey show der lotsa buns
    You think we have dose nudie girls that's really ouder sight
    but it's so cold in Sveden that their **** would get frostbite
    So we vatch de American movies; we vatch them all day long
    Dose vesterns vith their cowpokes dat sing dose silly songs
    So we make our own vestern, but all we have is goats
    We don't have no heifer cows, so we have to be goatpokes

    Yump up on my horsie and my butt it is a pain
    I stepped in all the horsie doo yust like this guy, Yohn Wayne
    My girlfriend's name is Gertrude; she vorks in a saloon
    Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs

    Yippie-ki-yooooo der yippie- ki-yayyyyy
    I don't know why ve yell dis, but ve yell it all der day

    Yippie-ki-yooooo der yippie- ki-yeeeeee
    Riding on those horsies wants to make you take a rest

    Yumpin' yiminy
    Yumpin' yiminy

    "Hey dere, Sven. Vere ya goin dere, goatpoke?"

    "I dunno, but I'm goin' anyvay!"

    We start to make de movie; we decide to rob der bank
    but ve forget to use the bullets they call blanks
    So ven the shooting started, the actors dropped like flies
    We had to cut the movie short 'cause no one did survive
    So I became the actor and I was really tough
    until I lifted Gertrude; I got a hernia
    So yump up on my horsie; it really was a fuss
    Instead of wearing a gun belt, I had to wear a truss

    Yump up on my horsie and my groin it is a pain
    I stepped in all the horsie doo yust like this guy, Yohn Wayne
    My girlfriend's name is Gertrude; she vorks in a saloon
    Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs
    Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs

    Ya! Dat vas really good! Ya! ya!, etc.



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