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Sirius Black 
By: Tony Goldmark
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Rank this week: 20 (↑31)
Duration: 4:28 
Release Date: 2004 
Lyrics By: Tony Goldmark 
Music By: Anthony L. Ray 
Produced By: DJ Skrabble of The Crest 
Released By: DQYDJ Records (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: DQYDJ Productions (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC (M_Robertcop) 
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  • Parody of the 1992 hit "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot (czwrefsteven)
  • Features brief vocal cameos from Luke Ski (as Ron and Snape) and his sister Amy (as Hermione) (Captain Wayne)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Spoken, by Malfoy:)
    Oh my Lord, Crabbe, Goyle, will you look at that Potter. He thinks he's so great just because the Dark Lord gave him a cut on his head twelve years ago. But, you know, who deserves to understand the Dark Lord anyway? He only talked to Potter through that book because he wanted to take care of unfinished business, okay? I mean, Harry's friends are just so revolting, I can't believe he hangs out with that mudblood girl, and that Weasley, and his hair - it's so, black!

    It's my third year and I cannot lie
    You other wizards can't deny
    After I broke free from the Dursleys' barge
    Having blown up my Aunt Marge
    I escaped with my hair all mussed
    Got aboard the old Knight Bus
    Its speed is so exciting
    You'd think Keanu was driving
    The minister said, "No problem"
    In the Leaky Cauldron
    I thought that I'd be finished
    Faster than you could say ("Qui-Qui-Quidditch")
    Diagon Alley with Ron and Hermione
    That book of monsters
    Bite my hand off it wants ta!
    Crookshanks is after Ron's pet rat Scabbers
    That cat, that rat, in a Tom and Jerry spat
    I heard some dreadful news
    There's a madman on the loose
    He killed twelve muggles with just one spell
    And now he's mad as hell
    So Ron ("Yeah?") Ron ("Yeah?")
    Who's the world's most wanted man? ("Dunno")
    That prisoner ("Prisoner?") Prisoner ("Prisoner")
    Who escaped from Azkaban
    Sirius Black

    (Toad chorus:)
    Double double toil and trouble
    Fire burn and cauldron bubble
    Double double toil and trouble
    Something wicked this way comes

    (Harry: "Sirius Black")
    Double double toil and trouble
    Fire burn and cauldron bubble
    Double double toil and trouble
    Something wicked this way comes

    Dementors on the train drive me insane
    I just can't help myself, I'm cold and I've fainted
    My brain is tainted
    With memories of ("AAAAA!") VOLDEMORT ("AAAAAAA!")
    I'm not talking bout Malfoy
    His father's just one of Voldy's toys
    Professor Trelawny's a Seer
    But if you ask me her lesson's just a bunch of guessin'
    She tells me I'll die any second
    So I'm in class with Remus
    Boggart's gone with "Riddikulus!"
    If I study bonus I'll produce a full Patronus
    They took away the broom I got for Christmas
    Want to check it for jinxes
    Can't even go to Hogsmeade unless I've got the Marauder's Map
    Malfoy's full of crap, and I want to go after Black
    They say he'll kill at will
    But I'd rather fry the guy
    'Cause he's bad, and he's mad
    He betrayed my mom and dad!
    So Hermione ("What?") Hermione ("What?")
    I'd rather find him than have him find me ("Harry...")
    He's one bad mugglef- ("Shut your mouth!")
    Even Malfoy's got to shout

    Malfoy: Sirius Black, you know Potter, when it comes to the dark arts that Sirius guy's got nothing on my extended family.
    Harry: Shut up, Malfoy, this is my rap!
    Malfoy: Scared, Potter?
    Harry: You wish
    Malfoy: Come on, give up the mike!
    Harry: I said no.
    Malfoy: Professor! Potter's not lettin' me represent for the Dark side!
    Snape: Potter, let Malfoy kick it old school or it's detention!
    Malfoy: I've got a weak arm, you know
    Harry: Alright fine, here it is!
    Malfoy: Heh, this one's for all the Slytherins, wee-yotch.

    So you think you can curse or damn me
    Or say my acting's hammy
    But if you want me to care then understand me:
    My pureblood family
    Don't want buds unless they're not mudbloods!
    When they intermarry with muggles
    It just makes me sick to my gut
    I bought my way into Quidditch
    You can do that when your father's rich
    It's power I desire - you don't see me sing in no choirs!
    When an animal bites my arm
    I can do it far more harm
    'Cause my dad can claim that it maimed the students
    And then execute it
    Some wizards want to go to Gryffindor
    But me, I want a little bit more
    Than the small, meek and measley
    Like the bottom-feeders Weasley
    They love non-magic folk
    Is it any wonder they're broke?
    Now this Sirius guy has come kickin'
    And I understand if you're chicken
    But Potter, if it were me, I'd want revenge, you see
    I'd curse his ass and send him back
    Into the Shrieking Shack, Sirius Black!

    (Toad chorus:)
    Double double toil and trouble
    Fire burn and cauldron bubble
    Double double toil and trouble
    Fire burn and cauldron bubble
    Double double toil and trouble
    Fire burn and cauldron bubble
    Double double toil and trouble
    Fire burn and cauldron...
    Something wicked this way comes
    Something wicked this way comes
    Something wicked this way comes
    Something wicked this way comes

    Why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?

    (Captain Wayne)
    Current Rating 8.4 (5 votes)
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      Online  -   -  07-29-07 06:04 PM  -  10 years ago
    I love this song! Especially Malfoy's voice, it's so funny XD
    I thought Ron, Hermione and Snape should have been in it alot more, though.
      Online  -   -  07-28-07 11:42 PM  -  10 years ago
    bla!!!so gooooooood!! u r sooooooo a genius !!!!
      Online  -   -  05-12-07 04:38 PM  -  10 years ago
    this is the sexiest song ever.
      Online  -   -  04-03-07 10:45 PM  -  10 years ago
    lmaoooooo this songg is hella funny
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