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Rank this week: 110 (↓7)
Duration: 3:08 
Release Date: 1980  (M_Robertcop) 
Lyrics By: Art & Artie Barnes (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Art & Artie Barnes (M_Robertcop) 
Produced By: Barnes & Barnes (M_Robertcop) 
Released By: Rhino Records (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: Music Spazchow (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #500539742 
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  • Originally appeared on the Dr. Demento LP Dementia Royale before being added as a bonus track on the 1996 cd re-release of Voobaha on the Oglio label. (czwrefsteven)
  • Part of the song is a parody of "Three Blind Mice." (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Three Drunk Newts

    Wheeeee!!

    Three drunk newts, three drunk newts.
    See how they crawl, see how they crawl.
    Creeping down your legs and feet,
    looking for a snack to eat,
    they can't even keep the beat.
    Three drunk newts, three drunk newts.

    Three stoned newts, three stoned newts.
    High as kites, yes, high as kites.
    They rumble in the parking lot,
    they scored a lid of seedless pot.
    Really hope they don't get caught,
    Three stoned newts, yo, three stoned newts.

    Three wild newts, three wild newts.
    Causing a scene, they're rowdy and mean.
    They licky sticky loopy juice,
    they're off to punish and abuse.
    Look out 'cause they're on the loose.
    Three wild newts, three wild newts.

    Look at their tails (look at our tails), aren't they pretty?
    Look at their tails (look at our tails), itty-fitty,
    Wish I had a tail (we have tails!!)
    but I don't!!

    (Boy, am I drunk!! I'm really high!! Let's find some
    women....how a man does!! Salamander....!!)

    [Spoken]
    Let me tell you a tale about a trio of
    hot newts on parade....
    they had Saturday Newt Fever and
    they was burning....
    but they got a little too hot, dig?

    Three dead newts, three dead newts.
    See how they rot, see how they rot.
    Left out in the noonday sun,
    dry and stiff and too well done.
    That's the end of their newt fun.
    Three dead newts,
    three dead newts,
    three dead newts....

    [Spoken]
    They're gone now,
    they've lived life too hard....
    Yeah, bye newts, goodbye....
    bye....
    sleep good....
    sweet dreams....

    YEAH....!!
    (TocomKari)
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