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(Hi kids! This is your Great Aunt Frances calling to let you know that my special gift is on its way! I know Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without it! I’ll talk to you soon…I love you…Bye!)

Every year, about this time, your gift comes in the mail
And I know it’s sent with good intent, I know that you mean well
And as much as I adore you, please know that I’m sincere when I say
Please don’t send me fruitcake this year
(Oh nasty! Gross! Blecch!)

I’ve tried it with my coffee. I’ve tried it with me tea
I’ve covered it with butter. I’ve smothered it with melted cheese
I’ve tried it dipped in chocolate. We washed it down with Coke
We’ve eaten so much fruitcake that we’re about to choke

So… Please don’t send me fruitcake
Please don’t take the time to bake a fruitcake
It’s your fruitcake that I fear
(You got a Coke? You drank my last one! Oh yeah!)
Please don’t send me fruitcake…
It just sits there on the plate
So please don’t send me fruitcake this year

I fed it to the kitty, she scratched me ‘cross the cheek (Meow!)
Like, I sent it to the neighbors, ohmigod! And now they refuse to speak to me
I fed some to the goldfish, they floated to the top
I gave my boss a fruitcake, he gave away my job!

So… Please don’t send me fruitcake
Please don’t take the time to bake a fruitcake
It’s your fruitcake that I fear
Take it boys!
Please don’t send me fruitcake
Those chewy, red and greenish candied thingies I hate
So please don’t send me fruitcake this year

(Fire up that harp! Okay. Smokin'! Thanks!)

Send me your love, send me your kisses
Send me your warmest Christmas wish
Just please don’t send me fruitcake this year!
(Send me socks! Uh, underwear! Umm, more socks!)

Please don’t send me fruitcake
Please don’t take the time to bake a fruitcake
It’s your fruitcake that I fear
Please don’t send me fruitcake
(That moldy, rancid paperweight)
So, please don’t send me fruitcake
Send me anything but fruitcake!
Please don’t send me fruitcake this year!

(Merry Christmas everybody! Hey I’m thirsty, you want a Coke? Sure you got a quarter? Yeah, I got – no, I got two nickels… hey, y’know, you play that harp pretty well…)
(Sonic SBL)
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Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
Played on 3 shows:
12-29-07, #MMS-10412-16-01, #01-50
12-01-03, #XM-28
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Tim P. Ryan   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  12-31-07 03:17 PM  -  11 years ago
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Hey, fruitcake just comes to you unprepared. You need to add brandy (if you are cultured), so rum -- Captain Morgan spiced rum preffered on this ship. Use a plastic leftover container. Be sure you remove the paper rapper, or you will be tempted later to eat it. Now, the drier the fruitcake, the more rum it will absorb. Soom are stubborn and may need several treatments. Now you can enjoy that fruitcake!
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