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Rank this week: 10 (↑25)
Duration: 4:01 
Release Date: 2019 
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  • Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel (Wacky Ben)
  • Song Lyrics:
    It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday,
    my favorite show soon will begin.
    Well, we’re all a fan of the Doctor now,
    but we wait for that jawline and chin.

    He says “Hello, I’m in squadron 1-3-3”
    as he smiles down, while holding Rose
    And he’s cute, and it seems like he bats for both teams
    wearing fitted Royal Airforce clothes.

    Give all the roles to John Barrowman!
    Give him the roles today,
    For we all know his dimples are heavenly,
    Don’t care if you’re straight, bi, or gay!

    Now John at the Con is a friend of mine,
    Well, not really, I had to pay for his pic.
    In my Jack Harkness coat, I recite every quote,
    and my eyes wander down to his - smile.

    He says “Bards, it’s really nice meeting you!”
    As he signs his name with a heart.
    We say “John, you should be a movie star,
    if only they’d give you more parts!”

    Give all the roles to John Barrowman!
    Give him the roles today,
    For we all know his dimples are heavenly,
    Don’t care if you’re straight, bi, or gay!

    He has played a villain on Arrow,
    even bad, he can make our hearts soar.
    He’s so cute when he’s mean on our small TV screen,
    but we know that he’s destined for more!

    So Hollywood, it’s time for a leading man
    who comes from a land overseas!
    He can sing and can dance,
    and looks great in tight pants,
    and his husband and fanbase agree!

    Give all the roles to John Barrowman!
    Give him the roles today,
    For we all know his dimples are heavenly,
    Don’t care if you’re straight, bi, or gay!

    We‘re singin’ give all the roles to John Barrowman!
    Give him the roles today,
    For we all know his dimples are heavenly,
    Don’t care if you’re straight, bi, or homosexual!
    (Sailorcool95)
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